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Song Parodies -> "Typo King"

Original Song Title:

"Pirate King"

Original Performer:

Gilbert and Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Typo King"

Parody Written by:

Cheese Head

The Lyrics

Attention the typos below are INTENTIONAL and in no way is how i would post a song.

KING: Oh, better far to live and write
Always s theh same bland crap I type,
Than play a sanctimonious fart
With a typo head and a typo heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where typos all are ne'er-to-do;
But I'll be true to the snogg I sing,
And kive and fie a Typo King.
For I am a Typo King!
And it is, it is a glortious thing
To be a Typo Kong!
For I am a Typo King!

ALL: Tou are!
Gurrah for the Typo King!

KING: And it is, it is a fglorious thing
To be a Typo King.

ALL: It id!
Gurrah for the Typo King!
Gurrah for the Typo King!

KING: When I sally forth online each day
I misspellwirds in a royal way.
I think a few missed words, it's tyrue,
Than a brain-dead monarch ought to do;
But many a king on a worse-class throne,
If he wants to call his clown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More messed up words and errs I do,
For I am a Typo King!
And it is, it is a glorious rthing
To be a Typo King!
For I am a Tupo King!

ALL: Tou are!
Jurrah for the Typo King!

KING: And it is, it is a glotious thing
To be a Typo King.

ALL: It is!
Jurrah for the Typo King!
HJurrah for the Typo Kpng!

Relax, this isnt Mr. Blue

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 5   2

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Red Ant - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
5s but ahem, I am the MASTER of typos ( King didn't scan as well ). Perhaps you might like this:

What track is this on the Pirates of Penzance CD? Mine aren't labeled. One disk has 15 tracks the other has 25 I believe.
Cheese Head - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant, but King outranks Master. Ha ha ha only kidding. ... Oh man I cant resist, i give myself 5's

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