Song Parodies -> Bad To The Bone
| Original Song Title: | "Bad To The Bone" |
| Original Performer: | George Thorogood |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bad To The Bone" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
All my boxers are torn
From slingin' willy around
any night from my bedroom
You will hear moanin' sounds
I love centerfolds
Especially, when I'm alone
Dr. Ruth says it's good
That's why I'm Bad To The Bone
Bad To The Bone
Wish it had a clone
B-B-B-B-Bad To The Bone
I'm a c-c-c-cad
Goin' m-m-m-mad
Bad To The Bone
Lotta' pics of J-Lo
Some of Britney Spears
If sweet Jessica doesn't want me
Angelina appears
Real girls know I've no money
And can't get a loan
Gotta' grab what's handy
So, I'm Bad To The Bone
Bad To The Bone
B-B-B-B-Bad To The Bone
I'm a c-c-c-cad
Goin' m-m-m-mad
Bad To The Bone
Sent away for a toy
Some kind of silicone thing
Cost me fifty nine bucks
Looks like a pump and a string
Everybody needs some lovin'
Sexual surveys have shown
I just hope it won't blind me
Cause, I'm Bad To The Bone..
B-B-B-B-Bad
A c-c-c-cad
Goin' m-m-m-mad
Bad To The Bone..
From slingin' willy around
any night from my bedroom
You will hear moanin' sounds
I love centerfolds
Especially, when I'm alone
Dr. Ruth says it's good
That's why I'm Bad To The Bone
Bad To The Bone
Wish it had a clone
B-B-B-B-Bad To The Bone
I'm a c-c-c-cad
Goin' m-m-m-mad
Bad To The Bone
Lotta' pics of J-Lo
Some of Britney Spears
If sweet Jessica doesn't want me
Angelina appears
Real girls know I've no money
And can't get a loan
Gotta' grab what's handy
So, I'm Bad To The Bone
Bad To The Bone
B-B-B-B-Bad To The Bone
I'm a c-c-c-cad
Goin' m-m-m-mad
Bad To The Bone
Sent away for a toy
Some kind of silicone thing
Cost me fifty nine bucks
Looks like a pump and a string
Everybody needs some lovin'
Sexual surveys have shown
I just hope it won't blind me
Cause, I'm Bad To The Bone..
B-B-B-B-Bad
A c-c-c-cad
Goin' m-m-m-mad
Bad To The Bone..
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funny twist....no pun intended...5s
Sounds like you boink alone, yeah, with nobody else! 555
I saw the title, and I knew what was coming... but anyone who doesn't give this a five is blind. And tone-deaf. And has carpal-tunnel syndrome.
Great one AFW, and if you really need a real girl, try this line at a social gathering around the women (only if you can follow through with it though) when conversation turns "adult":
"When I'm with a woman, its about her pleasure, because if I wanted to please myself I'd do it by myself".
That line ^ there has never failed me personally, even when I was driving a Metro and was basically broke.
"When I'm with a woman, its about her pleasure, because if I wanted to please myself I'd do it by myself".
That line ^ there has never failed me personally, even when I was driving a Metro and was basically broke.
Red, the man with all the lines gets the girls with all the curves... AFW, this was great... lol
Ant: But what if you were RIDING the Metro (what some cities call a subway)?
MrMac, I'm afraid I'm not good with "lines" per se (that is one of the few that does work though), but correct, I'm married.
Michael, don't have subways here but when I said "never failed", I meant it (successfully used over a dozen times before said marriage). A timely and tactful delivery helps, as well as good hygiene on both parties' accounts, which might be lacking on a subway. Oh, btw, a caveat with that line: Look before you ..., well you can fiqure it out. :-)'
Michael, don't have subways here but when I said "never failed", I meant it (successfully used over a dozen times before said marriage). A timely and tactful delivery helps, as well as good hygiene on both parties' accounts, which might be lacking on a subway. Oh, btw, a caveat with that line: Look before you ..., well you can fiqure it out. :-)'
Forgot to leave a vote and comment yesterday, AFW. This had me giggling for a solid 20 minutes. 555
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