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Song Parodies -> "Bad To The Bone"

Original Song Title:

"Bad To The Bone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Thorogood

Parody Song Title:

"Bad To The Bone"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

All my boxers are torn
From slingin' willy around
any night from my bedroom
You will hear moanin' sounds
I love centerfolds
Especially, when I'm alone
Dr. Ruth says it's good
That's why I'm Bad To The Bone

Bad To The Bone
Wish it had a clone
B-B-B-B-Bad To The Bone
I'm a c-c-c-cad
Goin' m-m-m-mad
Bad To The Bone

Lotta' pics of J-Lo
Some of Britney Spears
If sweet Jessica doesn't want me
Angelina appears
Real girls know I've no money
And can't get a loan
Gotta' grab what's handy
So, I'm Bad To The Bone

Bad To The Bone
B-B-B-B-Bad To The Bone
I'm a c-c-c-cad
Goin' m-m-m-mad
Bad To The Bone

Sent away for a toy
Some kind of silicone thing
Cost me fifty nine bucks
Looks like a pump and a string
Everybody needs some lovin'
Sexual surveys have shown
I just hope it won't blind me
Cause, I'm Bad To The Bone..

B-B-B-B-Bad
A c-c-c-cad
Goin' m-m-m-mad
Bad To The Bone..

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alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
funny twist....no pun intended...5s
Rick C - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like you boink alone, yeah, with nobody else! 555
Michael Pacholek - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I saw the title, and I knew what was coming... but anyone who doesn't give this a five is blind. And tone-deaf. And has carpal-tunnel syndrome.
Red Ant - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Great one AFW, and if you really need a real girl, try this line at a social gathering around the women (only if you can follow through with it though) when conversation turns "adult":

"When I'm with a woman, its about her pleasure, because if I wanted to please myself I'd do it by myself".

That line ^ there has never failed me personally, even when I was driving a Metro and was basically broke.
MrMacphisto - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Red, the man with all the lines gets the girls with all the curves... AFW, this was great... lol
Michael Pacholek - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Ant: But what if you were RIDING the Metro (what some cities call a subway)?
Red Ant - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
MrMac, I'm afraid I'm not good with "lines" per se (that is one of the few that does work though), but correct, I'm married.

Michael, don't have subways here but when I said "never failed", I meant it (successfully used over a dozen times before said marriage). A timely and tactful delivery helps, as well as good hygiene on both parties' accounts, which might be lacking on a subway. Oh, btw, a caveat with that line: Look before you ..., well you can fiqure it out. :-)'
Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Forgot to leave a vote and comment yesterday, AFW. This had me giggling for a solid 20 minutes. 555
AFW - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for votes and comments

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