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Song Parodies -> "Welfare Party"

Original Song Title:

"Farewell Party"

Original Performer:

Gene Watson, later by Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Welfare Party"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Rang them phones off the hook, told LuAnn and Artie
Better get their ass down here by three
'Cause I'm sure gonna' throw a big Welfare Party
One hot dang! ole bash, yesirree

There'll be boxes of cheese, good butter and rice
Bought a keg, and my check is all gone
Bet y'all will have fun, at my Welfare Party
And get too damned drunk to go home

There'll be powdered milk, powdered eggs to scramble
Cans of lunch meat that looks kinda' blue
You'll be stuffed at the end of my Welfare Party
There's an outhouse when you need one, too

Lotsa' boxes a' cheese, good butter and rice
Keg a' beer, now my check is all gone
Know y'all will have fun, at my Welfare Party
And get too damned drunk to go home

(My trailer's the third one on the left, Just look fer the pink lazy boy on the side porch)




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alvin rhodes - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
yee-haw...sounds like a hoot
Red Ant - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Uh... well, I'm hoping you're not on welfare or have a good sense of humor about it because I laughed at this.
AFW - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, alvin and Red Ant...No, not autobiographical...at this time..but let's say, in past tense,..
carol - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
hot dawg! I luv parties! 555
AFW - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Late thanks, to carol

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