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Song Parodies -> "The Dursleys Leave The Driveway"

Original Song Title:

"The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Dursleys Leave The Driveway"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

Ladies and gentleman, this is my first Harry Potter parody of a song from "The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway." This is just the beginning of my next HP album.
As the Dursleys leave the driveway

I'll be feelin' like a man
Movin' out to any land
I know Hogwarts is still undone
Though I have to quit this education

At Hogwarts school, I'm not gonna show
Cause there is many missions to go
For me. I'll move out to live with my dream
To battle You-Know-Who and make him scream

As the Dursleys leave the driveway

The day when I turn seventeen,
I won't see a TV screen
Today I'll pack my bags first
Before evil makes my life burst

I'll be flyin' above a road
On a broomstick in a fast mode
I will be on my way
To the Weasley family's burrow,
The Death Eaters won't know where I go

As the Dursleys leave the driveway

I'll move out of the home place
When all of those Dursleys get out of my face
I'll be stayin' somewhere
After I fly in the air

On my FIrebolt, that broomstick is so bright
The Dursleys now act nice
At our last talk, everything was right
My friend Ron Weasley lives in a burrow
That's the place, where I would like to go

As the Dursleys leave the driveway

I gonna quit my education
Though I feel a land of confusion
Cause of the death of Dumbledore
And of Death Eaters who act sore

I sure hope they do not kill me blind
They are all You-Know-Who's kind
I'm Harry, and the pain on my scar has begun
My time here will be done

As the Dursleys leave the driveway

(The driveway, the driveway)
I'll say bye to the Dursleys on the driveway
(The driveway, the driveway)
Later, I will be flyin' in the air
(The driveway, the driveway)
I'll say bye to the Dursleys on the driveway
(The driveway)

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Agrimorfee - May 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, it's off to a great start! This is the only song from the album that I know...I;m going to have to seek it out via Youtube or other 'net sites as this progresses. I'm really looking forward to this. Just remember to take your time with it, and this could be your finest work. 555
pickle - May 24, 2008 - Report this comment
raddog, were you aware that Emma Watson, who plays Hermione in the films, is Anthony Phillips's god-daughter? AP was the Genesis guitarist before Steve Hackett. Good parody!
raddog20002002 - May 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Cool! I did not know that Emma Is AP's goddaughter.

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