-> "The Dursleys Leave The Driveway"
Original Song Title:
"The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Dursleys Leave The Driveway"
The Lyrics
As the Dursleys leave the driveway
I'll be feelin' like a man
Movin' out to any land
I know Hogwarts is still undone
Though I have to quit this education
At Hogwarts school, I'm not gonna show
Cause there is many missions to go
For me. I'll move out to live with my dream
To battle You-Know-Who and make him scream
As the Dursleys leave the driveway
The day when I turn seventeen,
I won't see a TV screen
Today I'll pack my bags first
Before evil makes my life burst
I'll be flyin' above a road
On a broomstick in a fast mode
I will be on my way
To the Weasley family's burrow,
The Death Eaters won't know where I go
As the Dursleys leave the driveway
I'll move out of the home place
When all of those Dursleys get out of my face
I'll be stayin' somewhere
After I fly in the air
On my FIrebolt, that broomstick is so bright
The Dursleys now act nice
At our last talk, everything was right
My friend Ron Weasley lives in a burrow
That's the place, where I would like to go
As the Dursleys leave the driveway
I gonna quit my education
Though I feel a land of confusion
Cause of the death of Dumbledore
And of Death Eaters who act sore
I sure hope they do not kill me blind
They are all You-Know-Who's kind
I'm Harry, and the pain on my scar has begun
My time here will be done
As the Dursleys leave the driveway
(The driveway, the driveway)
I'll say bye to the Dursleys on the driveway
(The driveway, the driveway)
Later, I will be flyin' in the air
(The driveway, the driveway)
I'll say bye to the Dursleys on the driveway
(The driveway)
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