Song Parodies -> Steamed Beaver
| Original Song Title: | "Dream Weaver" |
| Original Performer: | Gary Wright |
| Parody Song Title: | "Steamed Beaver" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
i just closed my eyes and swam
crashed into the steamed beaver's dam
river took away the home he'd built today
and he felt sorrow...and ire
ooh, steamed beaver
i believe he'll attack me soon, tonight
ooh, steamed beaver
i believe that he seethes and wants to fight
he may bite my scarry thighs
maybe, get my ankles maimed
crossing my way, he's plainly peeved
hope i won't get hit with dazed pain
ooh, steamed beaver
i deceived you and snuck up, on the right
ooh, steamed beaver
when i seized you, you screeched a warning cry
stronger than a large raccoon
i still may win in time
thrashing away...he's writhing like a loon
i stick my knife into his side
ooh, steamed beaver
i believe that this beast has lost the fight
ooh, steamed beaver
i believe i will eat him up tonight
steamed beaver
steamed beaver
crashed into the steamed beaver's dam
river took away the home he'd built today
and he felt sorrow...and ire
ooh, steamed beaver
i believe he'll attack me soon, tonight
ooh, steamed beaver
i believe that he seethes and wants to fight
he may bite my scarry thighs
maybe, get my ankles maimed
crossing my way, he's plainly peeved
hope i won't get hit with dazed pain
ooh, steamed beaver
i deceived you and snuck up, on the right
ooh, steamed beaver
when i seized you, you screeched a warning cry
stronger than a large raccoon
i still may win in time
thrashing away...he's writhing like a loon
i stick my knife into his side
ooh, steamed beaver
i believe that this beast has lost the fight
ooh, steamed beaver
i believe i will eat him up tonight
steamed beaver
steamed beaver
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I am laughing SO HARD right now! Bravo!!
You are a very strange man, Mr Rhodes..:-) 555
Ah, yes, you and your lady friend can enjoy some creamed beaver tonight.
thanks ash, kristof and johnny...maybe i should change my last name to "rodent"
Admire the way, you choose a clean title and then get sneaky inside....I have trouble pulling that off...so I do the reverse... Good work, here
This reminds me of "Don't Skewer the Beaver" by that group, the "Stewed Racoon Cult"...gonna stick some fives into this steaming hot, savory, plump & juicy entree...
thanks AFW and paul
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