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Song Parodies -> "Steamed Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Weaver"

Original Performer:

Gary Wright

Parody Song Title:

"Steamed Beaver"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i just closed my eyes and swam
crashed into the steamed beaver's dam
river took away the home he'd built today
and he felt sorrow...and ire

ooh, steamed beaver
i believe he'll attack me soon, tonight
ooh, steamed beaver
i believe that he seethes and wants to fight

he may bite my scarry thighs
maybe, get my ankles maimed
crossing my way, he's plainly peeved
hope i won't get hit with dazed pain

ooh, steamed beaver
i deceived you and snuck up, on the right
ooh, steamed beaver
when i seized you, you screeched a warning cry

stronger than a large raccoon
i still may win in time
thrashing away...he's writhing like a loon
i stick my knife into his side

ooh, steamed beaver
i believe that this beast has lost the fight
ooh, steamed beaver
i believe i will eat him up tonight
steamed beaver
steamed beaver

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Ashkicksass - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I am laughing SO HARD right now! Bravo!!
Kristof Robertson - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You are a very strange man, Mr Rhodes..:-) 555
Johnny D - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, yes, you and your lady friend can enjoy some creamed beaver tonight.
alvin rhodes - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks ash, kristof and johnny...maybe i should change my last name to "rodent"
AFW - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Admire the way, you choose a clean title and then get sneaky inside....I have trouble pulling that I do the reverse... Good work, here
Paul Robinson - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This reminds me of "Don't Skewer the Beaver" by that group, the "Stewed Racoon Cult"...gonna stick some fives into this steaming hot, savory, plump & juicy entree...
alvin rhodes - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and paul

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