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Song Parodies -> "Uranus"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Weaver"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gary Wright

Parody Song Title:

"Uranus"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

You've just closed your thighs again
Now I'm boarding Uranus train
Driver take away the blueness of the spheres
Breathe deep into your behind

Ooo-ooo
Uranus
My roc-ket flew between your moons tonight
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
I'm land-ing deep inside your clouds so bright

Fly me high through the starry skies
Maybe to an asstral plane
Cross the thighways of pants I see
Help me to come in without pain

Ooo-ooo
Uranus
My roc-ket flew between your moons tonight
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
Planet train, oh your sweet caboose is tight

I think I shall be coming soon
Through your hea-ven-ly ring
Pry me away from the inside of your moons
And join me as we now both sing

Ooo-ooo
Uranus
Planet train, oh your sweet caboose was tight
Ooo-ooo
Uranus
Let methane come out now, the time is right

( repeat and fade: )

Uranus...
Uranus...
Uranus...

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Jack Wilson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved it! 555! Im gonna do a parod about Uranus, but I dunno to what song?
Jack Wilson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved it! 555! Im gonna do a parod about Uranus, but I dunno to what song?
mac - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
HA HA HA HA HA!
Your Worst Nightmare - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
When will the 'Uranus' insanity stop????
alvin rhodes - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
a perfect blend of "cosmic" and "sensual"....nice job...5s
Rick D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Neptune is starting to get really jealous! I knew I could count on you. I figure we can stop when we reach 23.
Claude Prez - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You handled "Uranus" very well. I think it's fun to play with "Uranus". We should all line up and take turns with "Uranus". I could talk about "Uranus" all day...
Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - I understand that Uranus is going to be aligned with Poopiter later on this month. Things may really hit the fan when those two are in conjunction. 5's.
Johnny D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack and mac: Thanks!

Your Worst Nightmare: Never! NEVER! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!

Alvin: My sentiments exactly, and thank you.

Rick D: It's always fun to ruthlessly ridicule another planet - what are they gonna do, sue me? (Suddenly Johnny D sees several little green lawyers stepping out of a flying saucer on his front lawn)

Claude Prez: Why thank you, sir, and if you don't mind me saying so, if I were that kind of fellow, I would line up to take a turn with "Uranus", too.
Johnny D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul Robinson - Thanks, and thanks for the celestial heads-up....or is it bottoms-up?
Spaff.com - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Uranus is rich subject matter. Uranus is its own genre. There is no end to Uranus. Uranus is universal. Nice job, Johnny Angel. (I got tired of calling you Johnny Deet.) And Jackie: I thought you were gonna do "Uranus is a Wonderland" to "Your Body is a Wonderland." If not you, who?
Johnny D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Mighty Spaff. I like "Johnny Angel" - it conveys an image of cavorting amongst the heavenly bodies, not the least of which is, of course, Uranus.

Somebody else please do "Uranus is a Wonderland". I need to give Uranus a much-deserved rest ... you know, let the ring system resume its original orbit after all these gravitational stresses we've been putting on it.
Guy - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Man this was anal. hehe.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I mentioned this in the comments section of another Uranus song, but has anybody heard of Mianus, Connecticut?
Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
YW NIghtmare - I commented on the other thread but I didn't ask you this: What part of Connecticut is it in? I'm from Norwalk.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, I dunno, are you talking counties? I don't know what part of Connecticut. I'd like to visit Mianus! I heard the view is nice!
Johnny D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy!
Jack Wilson - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I sent ya a PM at the board
Meriadoc - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Asstral plane - hee hee!
Johnny D - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Merry - nyuk nyuk!
Jeff Reuben - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Merry's comment is what got me here, so give him/her credit. Oh man, that wasy funny!
Johnny D - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff!
Guy - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC 'U') Wonder what number they will ASSign you in the contest. Hope it's not number 2. Good luck, JD.
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy! Good luck to U2.
Agrimorfee - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) A classic that I never read..(i'm so bad). Yer' an' us have tough competition. Appropriately psychedelic and funny. 545
Phil Alexander - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Do you get a "single entendre"? Who'd of thought you could squeeze so much out of Uranus...
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC "U") Yes, and once again "Our-Anus" has been politically violated. 5's again here from the orbit of "Poo-Piter". Good stuff...
Peregrin - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Gadzooks, how did I miss this originally, it asstounds me!
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Agri, Philbo, Paul, and Pippin!
Jeff Reuben - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Still funny! (see above)
Meriadoc - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.

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