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Song Parodies -> "Creamed Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Weaver"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gary Wright

Parody Song Title:

"Creamed Beaver"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I've just closed my mouth again
Climbed aboard the creamed beaver train
Saliva take away my hunger of today
And leave more on my behind

Ooo-ooo
Creamed beaver
Tasty game, you can be my food tonight
Ooo-ooo
Creamed beaver
I believe with my sauce you're tasting right

Make me sigh with your furry eyes
Lay there on my serving plate
Cross my tastebuds of fantasy
Help me to increase body weight

Ooo-ooo
Creamed beaver
Gourmet dish, I could eat you through the night
Ooo-ooo
Creamed beaver
Tenderized with my creamy sauce inside

Though dessert may be coming soon
Refill my glass of wine
Roll over on my plate, and show me your moons
Is meat there on your underside?

Ooo-ooo
Creamed beaver
Left your lodge and became my food tonight
Ooo-ooo
Creamed beaver
Filled you up with my creamy sauce delight

( repeat and fade: )

Creamed beaver...
Creamed beaver...
Creamed beaver...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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Adagio - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Really good!
Jack Wilson - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again, this one's great!
Johnny D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio and Jack!
Rick D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You should open a "Road Kill" cafe with all your parody dishes on the menu. I'd go there. (Note to Mari---post it!)
Johnny D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick! Oooo, a mystery.....are you telling Mari to post a parody that you weren't sure would get past the censor until you read this little gourmet-double-entendre of my own? Heh heh heh....
Adagio - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You're wicked!! :D
AussieBullDog - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Another great job, Johnny! You and animals, I don't know what's going on there. (Unrelated side note: I wouldn't have been able to vote fairly on this parody if I hadn't bought that Wayne's World soundtrack all those years ago.)
Guy - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmm, creamed beaver, just like mama used to make.
Stray Pooch - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Gosh, guys, there seems to be another meaning to this song . . . Nah, I guess it's just me. PS to Guy: Yer sick dude - lol!
The Great Karlando - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, I almost thought that this was gonna be another anti-sex song for some reason...where the hell is my head tonight?? But hey, this was pretty good too...LOL 555
Johnny D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio - heh heh heh yuk yuk yuk heh heh heh !!

Thanks ABD - I like animals - they're cute and furry and they don't complain if I mock them in parodies!

Thanks Guy - mmmm, oh yeah, mmmm....
Johnny D - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Stray Pooch and TGK !
A beaver - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Boooo!
Meriadoc - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
There must be 50 ways to sneak past Chucky.... you just demonstrated was #555.
Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc - and you're correct - all that's necessary is to change one's font to Camouflage Bold.
Peregrin - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Great! I also would give you 5's for your font comment!
Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Pippin!
Melhi - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooooooohhhh!!! I just now got it... and as much as I hate to admit it, I wouldn't have gotten it, yet, if it hadn't been for the comments. (Boy, do I feel stupid. This may be the biggest "duh!" moment I've ever had.) Great job, Johnny D.!
Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh, thanks Melhi !
Claude Prez - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Tasty. Pass the Listerine, please.
Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude!
Leah Lockhart - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh yes. We WILL find our way around the censorship rules. Oh yes. 555
Johnny D - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Leah!
Paul Robinson - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Ahh, JOHHHHHNNNNYYY!!!!! what are we going to DO with you? ChuckyG is gonna havta create a column to the right of "Lots" on the voting choices and just put "Reserved for Johnny D" as the heading. You know with all this gushing praise dripping out of this end section of your "Creamed Beaver" submission you're liable to end up getting a big head. I'm afraid someday you will leave yourself wide open for someth...wait, do I really want to finsih that remark? Well, anyway, it could be hard to swallow. Now this is what I mean when I'm talking about having a "Pornographic Memory". Oh, boy...good to be back...was going thru parody withdrawls since 12/31.
Johnny D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Aww gee, Paul, thanks so much, dude - and welcome back!
Adagio - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(Food Parody ) Replaced votes. Still really good. 5's
Johnny D - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat.
Agrimorfee - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) Funny, but the connotations of the song due to..'um, modern vernacular usage, shall we say?...just sounds so unappetizing. 545
Johnny D - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agrimorfee....well, you know the old adage, there's no accounting for taste....
Guy - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) See comment above. Restoring my previous 5 vote.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) Hopefully the beaver isn't apt at felling trees. ;) On a completely different note, can somebody please explain to me what this double-entendre everybody keeps talking about? This double meaning. About a creamed beaver. In detail.
Stuart McArthur - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) very amusing Johnny, and I also liked your "camouflage bold" line - LOL - 555
Johnny D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy, Luke, and Stuart!
Saider E. - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
FOOD- wow i wish i could produce good parodies like this one %%% i mean 555
Jeff Reuben - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job JD...just had it stuffed!
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) what I said back in January, except I'm past the parody withdrawls I was in at that particular moment. Hmmm...this is a different type of food than most of the food parody entries are about. But "creamed beaver" can certainly hit the spot under the right circumstances...5's to replace those wiped out in the Vote Tab Crash of 07/28...
Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Saider, Jeff, and Paul.
Jack Wilson - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
( Food) See Above!
Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack!
FOOD PARODY CONTEST WINNER - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Congrats!
AMIRIGHT FOOD PARODY CONTEST - GOLD MEDAL - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
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Red Ant - July 13, 2008 - Report this comment
An oldie-but-goodie from JD! I was throwing around some ideas for this song and, of course, "creamed beaver" came, err, floated through my mind. Fun stuff, Johnny Double Entendre. 5s
UnKnownVotrix - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, is this another ' Southern Fried 'side dish ?? You Southerners are indeed something else!
Johnny D - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant & UnKnownVotrix!
adagio - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I still love this many years later and get even more of your double entenres, if possible! 5's to replace, in case.

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