Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Old Broad"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girl"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett&Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Old Broad"

Parody Written by:

Ugly Mike

The Lyrics

A gigolo's farewell song...
Old broad get outta my bed
Don't need a broad that's halfway to dead
you're eighty-one,girl
you're not a young girl

You've got flabby arms ,wrinkled bosom
and you are quite long in the tooth
and no I don't believe that I was meant
for Polident
I'm sorry if that seems uncouth (CHORUS)

Pile on the perfume and the makeup
can't hide the crow'sfeet 'round your eyes
And tho' i know that it seems gross to be in bed with thee
slide your Depends on down your thighs (CHOR.)

You're in a home,with your mama
She has no idea who you are
please take the time to gulp a pill
and change your will
Screw the estate sale, IT'S ALL MINE!!!!!

Old broad get outta my bed
pop out your teeth and give me some head
when you're done ,broad I might say
OH< GAWD!!!
Copyright2006Schlubwad@hotmail.com

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 1
 1
 
 5   5
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Yet Another Dutchman - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
GAWD... This parody is so wrong... but it feels oh so good. 544

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/garypuckettuniongap0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 459