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Gary Numan

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The Lyrics

Inspired by serial killer Richard Trenton Chase, who consumed innards and blood (human as well as animal), smelled bad and was nicknamed "Dracula", like the subject of this parody, and written for Decathlon Part 3, Round 10.

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Spillin’ these guts
I feel bravest of all
I can rip abdomens
And it's the only way to drop
The guts

Rippin’ out guts
Spillin’ blood and feces
Get it all over me
And they get me smellin’ real foul
These guts

Blendin’ these guts
In a used Cuisinart
Chug ‘em straight from the jar
Try to swallow ‘em all
Don’t gag

(synthesizer solo)

Love blood and guts
You know, I've started to stink
They call me “Dracula”
And I kill left and right
For guts

© 2010, Andria Kilgore.

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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Old Man Ribber - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
It takes guts to do a parody like this! Perhaps he was a an "organ" recital. ;D
Phil Nelson - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny! 5's
Christie Marie M - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I already know the song so I just read/sang through it without listening. Writing this must take a lot of guts and gory! Ditto on OMR's comment. 555.
Andria - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR, Richard Chase was a paranoid schizophrenic but was in the right frame of mind when he killed, thus going to San Quentin instead of the prison hospital, thanks Phil, it's indeed disgusting, and thanks Christie... I know it pretty well too. Radio stations in my neck of the woods play it all the time.
Stephen Harrington - February 27, 2010 - Report this comment
555. XD
Andria - February 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stephen. :-)
Hannibal LecTTer - March 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Glad you told us it was about a real killer, else too gory for words -- truth *is* stranger than fiction. And gee -- "consumed (human) innards and blood ,.... smelled bad" Gosh, I wonder why? :-O

Sorry I missed this at the time. Don't remember why, so no excuses. 555, as a prime example of the "Kill, Gore!" genre :-D (oh, TT!)

p. s. With creeps like this running around (more to follow him, surely), I DK that I'd be using phrases like "my NECK" of the woods" heh heh heh ;)
Andria - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, TT. :-) Your comment just made my night, and I thought this parody was dead and buried, only to be exhumed when the next Decathlon round comes up. (Pardon the pun, given the subject of the parody)
Matthias - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
This looks like a pretty easy song to parody and can quickly retell the gruesome events that took place because of Richard Trenton Chase.
Christie Marie M - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Decath3R10) Nice to look at this parody again! Great job with retelling Richard Chase's sick and nasty habits! Nicknamed "Dracula"? He probably is a vampire in real life! I bet he doesn't go out during the day! LOL!!! : - D Such a 555 worthy of this gutsy parody! Richard Chase, Gary Numan, and Andria's parody expertise blend in a very brilliant image! Hope you stick around to more parody contests!
Abbott Skelding - March 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Decath3R10- Nice job, I've never heard of the inspiration for this song, but nice detail even with not a lot of lyrics from original song.
DJ Blaze - March 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one! Usually I refrain from entering short songs in contests, but this one is worthy of a pretty good score. 555
bobpiecheese - March 21, 2010 - Report this comment
(Dec3) Aaaaaand now I've lost my appetite. It'll return in two seconds so don't feel bad. 555
Andria - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to Abbott Skelding, DJ Blaze and bobpiecheese/Conqueror of Parodies! :-)
Arwen - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Decathlon...kind of wishing I hadn't eaten lunch...; )

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