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Song Parodies -> "Maria"

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From West Side Story

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The Lyrics

Sorry, Ahnold..flies off your little bird
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria...
No more Kennedy clan in your world,
Says the news I've heard..
Maria, no she-a, won't see her, at tea-a,
Must free her..
You've just lost your wife named, Maria,
May-be 'cause your not "Gov"
Or caused by child of love?
Could be..
Has someone else replaced Maria?
Some long past passion find,
Now, dumbbells come to mind,
Split, she..
Wants your dough, get a good attorney,
Or you could lose it all like Bernie

You'll have to stop saying, Maria!

A most surprising split has just occurred
Ahnold and Maria..
Now it becomes just an ex-wife word, Maria,
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Patrick - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I'll just go out and make another movie and earn more money for the Californicator. It's a musical. You play Mozart, you play Beethoven, you'll be Franz Liszt and I'll be Bach!
John Barry - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Your "Maria" is superior.
Wendy Christopher - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Hehe, poor old Arnie.... oh wait, I'm not supposed to be laughing, am I? Must be because this was such a great parody! I'll send over a worthy 555 and do my *sadface* for Arnie later :^)
AFW - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks to all

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