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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Forsake The Penguin"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Know How To Love Him"

Original Performer:

From 'Jesus Christ Superstar'

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Forsake The Penguin"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I can't forsake the Penguin
Nuts to you, won't poo-poo Him
Think me deranged? I'm not deranged
Just the other day, He showed Himself
Under the crisper shelf

I don't think that I need prove this
I can't see why you mock me
Cold-sanguined, the Fridge Penguin
'Cause there's been so many wrong before
In very mythic ways
So what's one more?

Shall I whine and pout
'Cause you're full of doubt,
When I stand right here, begging Him come out?
Wait, I thought I saw His little beak
By the sauerkraut!

So you think I'm rather funny,
That I should see a head physician?
But it makes sense that He'd want a home so cool
He ain't no fool
Turns off the light show, I say it's so

I've seen Him step out
He is tiny, yet quite stout
Sporting white kid gloves
While he flits about
And I know you can't believe this
He won't go for trout

So, could you just believe me?
Hey, it ain't the Great Pumpkin
Like Linus hoped, that little dope
Just go to bed, just walk away
You just don't want to know
The Penguin's so
I can't say no
So just go blow.
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. WWFPD?

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Phil Alexander - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Why do I get the feeling I've read this one already?
Below Average Dave ( - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I know I haven't read it yet, and so the Fridge Penguin saga continues. A veteran write Agri, and a strong one in the middle of what is shaping up to be one tough November SOTM field
MrMacphisto - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody... but the Fridge Penguin is still no match for the Flying Spaghetti Monster... ;)
Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
All hail the flightless messiah!! Great stuff, Ag. 555
Silver Power - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, funny too. DKTOS, so I hate to dust off my grandparents DVD of it and listen, pacing was dead on. 555.
Guy - June 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Ag - You sure that Fridge Penguin was not just a little "Blue Nun" getting a midnight snacK? I have never laid eyes on the "FP" myself so I have my doubts about him. Nonetheless some great write here.
Timmy1000 - June 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, a good write on a very strange character; you kept to the theme well.
Abbott Skelding - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC: Not bad, DKTOS, but still pretty good.
Max Power - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) what the? how did I miss this one on release, Ag? Sorry about that. and you mean to say you've SEEN the Fridge Penguin??? Him almighty! I've gotta give this one 5s Hallelujah - 555
bobpiecheese - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5I) Amusing little story, Agri. DKTOS, but given your track record it's highly unlikely that there'd be pacing errors. 555
Leo Keough - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) A magical mystery tour of the fridge!...Especially liked the "sauerkraut" line!!!...555!!!
Red Ant - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Interesting write about the Fridge Penguin here, Aggy. Fine rhyming.
Below Average Dave - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
It was good and well written, Agri, The OS is about as boring as an OS can be--I've never seen the whole movie, just familiar with the theme song, so listening to the YouTube was a must on this. . .very Fleetwood Mac type song, but with better vocals. . .so naturally yours is an improvement.
Matthias - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with Below Average Dave on the quality of the OS... I love Jesus Christ Superstar but this song doesn't come close to the good ones like "What's The Buzz" and "King Herod's Song"... Although this was still a pretty great idea and a fun hymn to sing to the Fridge Penguin.
Invisible Boy - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
It's taken extensive research on my part, but I do know about the fridge penguin (although I've never seen him)
Your "sauerkraut" sub stood out for me as well along with the Charlie Brown ref...
Jeff Reuben - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Another crazy song about the dreaded Fridge Penguin. Nice job, I enjoyed.

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