-> "I Can't Forsake The Penguin"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Know How To Love Him"
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Forsake The Penguin"
I can't forsake the Penguin
Nuts to you, won't poo-poo Him
Think me deranged? I'm not deranged
Just the other day, He showed Himself
Under the crisper shelf
I don't think that I need prove this
I can't see why you mock me
Cold-sanguined, the Fridge Penguin
'Cause there's been so many wrong before
In very mythic ways
So what's one more?
Shall I whine and pout
'Cause you're full of doubt,
When I stand right here, begging Him come out?
Wait, I thought I saw His little beak
By the sauerkraut!
So you think I'm rather funny,
That I should see a head physician?
But it makes sense that He'd want a home so cool
He ain't no fool
Turns off the light show, I say it's so
I've seen Him step out
He is tiny, yet quite stout
Sporting white kid gloves
While he flits about
And I know you can't believe this
He won't go for trout
So, could you just believe me?
Hey, it ain't the Great Pumpkin
Like Linus hoped, that little dope
Just go to bed, just walk away
You just don't want to know
The Penguin's so
I can't say no
So just go blow.
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