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Song Parodies -> "Time Warp (Southern style)"

Original Song Title:

"Time Warp"

Original Performer:

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Parody Song Title:

"Time Warp (Southern style)"

Parody Written by:

Stray Pooch

The Lyrics

Poking a little fun at my southern friends! Before you shoot, this is a JOKE folks! I'm not painting all Southerners with a broad brush. But hey, if the shoe fits . . . you probably aren't wearing any!
It's astounding!
Time ain't moving.
Inbreeding takes its toll.
But y'all listen up now,
Won't be very much longer
The South's gonna git control.
I remember
All of the battles
From way back in yesteryear.
You ask me why bother?
It was before my grandfather.
We're in a time warp down here.
We're in a time warp down here.

We're just afraid of the left,
And so we stick to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.
Now don't you mess with our flag,
Or we gon' put up a fight.
We don't like nothing diff'rent
We don't like nobody que-e-e-e-e-er,
We're in a time warp down here.

Down in Dixie.
We're in eighteen sixty,
Before the war between the states.
And we're all a-schemin',
'cause we're always a-dreamin'
That Dixie once more will be great.
Down at the local sports bar,
We'll be a-watchin' NASCAR
Line dancin' and drinkin' beer.
There'll be a little wife beatin'
Before the big Klan meetin'
We're in a time warp down here.

Well when we're drivin' down the road we go mighty slow,
And what a turn signal's for, well we just don't know.
We praise the Lord and we curse the blacks,
And our pickup trucks all have rifle racks.
And everyday you'll hear the same refrain,
"Save your money boys, the South'll rise again!"
We're in a time warp down here.
We're in a time warp down here.

We're just afraid of the left,
And so we stick to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.
Now don't you mess with our flag,
Or we gon' put up a fight.
We don't like nothing diff'rent
We don't like nobody que-e-e-e-e-er,
We're in a time warp down here.
We're in a time warp down here.
Copyright Stray Pooch 2003

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Phil Alexander - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL!
Taoist - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Superb!
Klaire - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This is so terrible... but true! Ha ha ha! (5-5-5)
Rice Cube - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
:-D I can just see you singing this in concert with Cletus and Billy Bob in the audience holding a noose and a flaming torch and Bubba slipping on his brass knuckles, waiting for you in the parking lot after your set...
The Great Karlando - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, definitely might piss off a few people, but then again, isn't that what makes parodies like this one worth anything? Excellent.
Chelsea - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
wow....i love RHPS...and this is an EXCELLENT parody

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