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Song Parodies -> "All White Now (an Ode To Michael Jackson)"

Original Song Title:

"All Right Now"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Free

Parody Song Title:

"All White Now (an Ode To Michael Jackson)"

Parody Written by:

Cookie-man

The Lyrics

Poor Michael! NOT!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-woha
There he stood on the street
shinin' from his head to his feet;

I said, "Hey, what is this?
Now maybe I'm crazy,
maybe he's always looked like this?"

I said, "Hey, what's your name, crazy?
Maybe my eyes don't see things the same.

"I had to wait, oh and hesitate.
Michael Jackson was before me in a new state!"

All white now, baby, he's a-all white now.
All white now, baby, he's a-all white now.

Let me tell you now
He said come on home to my place,
As he did something fell off his face;

I said, "Look, there's your nose crazy?
Something just wasn't the same"

I said "whoa, is that a mask?, don't look like you did in the past."

He showed his glove, Lord above,
Skin shiny and white like a dove."

All white now, baby, he's a-all white now.
All white now, baby, he's a-all white now.

Instrumental break

All white now, baby, he's a-all white now yeah!
All white now, baby, he's a-all white now.
All white now, baby, he's aaaa-all white now.
All white nooow, baby baby baby he's all white!
All white now! He's all white, he's all white, he's all white yeah!
All white now, baby, he's a-all white now





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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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John Barry - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
MJ is such a freak that he's an easy target, all the more reason to go after him. I like this. I've got a king of pop tune in the works.
Arwen - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Another excellent submission, Cookie...555!
Ashkicksass - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Poor poor Michael. I can't believe you are making fun of him. You are a cold and heartless person. Wanna be friends?
Cookie-man - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thaks for your votes. I am pretty new at this and encouraged by the results. I will help inspire me to write (hopefully!) many more.
Arwen - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Come on, Cookie-man...I know you've got it in you! And besides, it's totally addictive...you'll be a super submitter before you know it!
kitkatbarr09 - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
poor mikes kids.....there probably predidoius- torwards their dad!
Anny - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Good job
Cookie-man - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Anny! Glad you liked it! :)
ashley - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
you know what???? you people have nothing better to do but rip others apart. you do this because you dont have enough self-confidence! you dont KNOW mj! nobody really fullly understood him! you have no right to put others down with your songs! how about you write something that actually means something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! someting that isnt cruel! something that isnt about mj and how weird you thought he was! its because of you people that he was so quiet and left to himself! he in a better place no! a place where people like you can shatter him with words!!! now get a life and start treating others with respect... otherwise they will treat u the same way!!!
john - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
horrible song!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why would you do this and write about people like this??????? i cant beleive you!!!

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