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Song Parodies -> "Why Won't They Date Me?"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Me You Love Me"

Original Performer:

Frank Zappa

Parody Song Title:

"Why Won't They Date Me?"

Parody Written by:

B To The H

The Lyrics

Sung similar to 'Why Don't You Like Me?' on "Broadway The Hard Way".
Why won't you date me?
Why won't you date me?
(You always go for the jerks!)
Why won't you date me?
Why won't you date me?
M'lady, m'lady, m'lady...
I'll treat you so nice now, you'll be so in love,
and we'll be husband and wife,
together for life,
and when you come home every night
we'll cuddle under the moonlight...

Me and my cohorts,
Me and my cohorts,
(Our vocabs are quite elite!)
We think you're a who-ore,
We listen to nerdcore,
(Like DRM, or Pon-ee-3!)
We're tough as leather, chug Mountain Dew together,
Our neckbeard's impressive, the pizza's aggressive!
You take the RealDoll, I'll take the fleshlight,
Alex took the laptop, party all night!
Why won't they date me, why won't they date me,
why won't they date me, why won't they date me?

I'm an atheist!
I'm an atheist!
(I'll win any religious debate!)
I'm an atheist!
I'm an atheist!
(Cringe, cringe, cringe!)
Their swag can't beat his class,
but his fedora is crass, (It's a trilby!)
and he thinks it looks good on him,
and he thinks it looks good on him,
and he thinks it looks good on him...

Ye-aaaaah! *tips fedora*

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