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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Spam (revised edition)"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Slime"

Original Performer:

Frank Zappa

Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Spam (revised edition)"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Try to parody a Zappa tune on this site and it winds up being an update more than anything else
I am crass and subversive
I'm a sneak who's deranged
More popular than TV
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the idiot
And 419 too
I am destined to infect
And infiltrate you

I want to give you a cookie
But it's not very sweet
Electronic crack or nookie
And it's very discreet
Yes the trap has been set
Will it pop up yet?
I'm the spam oozin' out
of the Internet

I'll go phishing for your password
Steal your good name like a cowbird
and totally ruin your credit
It's a mistake . . . you cannot edit
Now I have something good to sell
Your life is now a living hell
And your existance is on hold
Your SSN to me is gold

That's right, folks . . .
Don't click that link

Well, I am the spam from the internet
Word just crawled in your identity’s gone

Well, I am the spam from the internet
Word just crawled in your identity’s gone

Well, I am the spam from the internet
Word just crawled in your identity’s gone

Well, I am the spam from the internet
Word just crawled in your identity’s gone
trhmstie1@yahoo.com

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Callmelennie - April 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Watch out where the Huskies thrive; won't you tale this triple five. Yeah, I'm a sucker for any Frank Zappa parody; I may do one with "Dirty Love" in the near future. I can really picture Frank singing -- I'm the spam oozing out from the internet
Onslaught - April 01, 2013 - Report this comment
This is one of my favorite Zappa tunes, you do it justice. 555s

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