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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Spam"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Slime"

Original Performer:

Frank Zappa

Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Spam"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

I am crass and subversive
I'm a sneak who's deranged
More popular than TV
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the idiot
And 419 too
I am destined to infect
And infiltrate you

I want to give you a cookie
But it's not very sweet
Electronic crack or nookie
And it's very discreet
Yes the trap has been set
Will it pop up yet?
I'm the spam oozin' out
of the Internet

I'll go phishing for your password
Steal your good name like a cowbird
and totally ruin your credit
It's a mistake . . . you cannot edit
Now I have something good to sell
Your life is now a living hell
And your existance is on hold
Your SSN to me is gold

That's right, folks . . .
Don't click that link

Well, I am the spam from the internet
Virus is stuck in your little hard drive

I am the spam from the internet
Can't stop the spam firewall is all gone

I am the spam from the internet
Virus is stuck in your little hard drive

I am the spam from the internet
Can't stop the spam firewall is all gone
trhmstie1@yahoo.com

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AFW - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Very entertaining job of depicting one of the internet's worst evils
Andy Primus - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Rare to see a Zappa on this site. I believe in an eye for an eye, so anyone caught infecting someone else's PC should be given a dose of ebola
Phil Nelson - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I've gotten awful computer viruses before, so I can relate. Well written, 5's
TJC - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Lexcellence in cautionary tales...
5 Nigerian Princes o' praise!
neptunevsmars - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Probably the lyrics Zappa would write to that song in this day and age.

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