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Song Parodies -> "The Great Jakko Wakko Rock Opera Part 1: The Lentil Eating Fire"

Original Song Title:

"The Central Scrutinizer"

Original Performer:

Frank Zappa

Parody Song Title:

"The Great Jakko Wakko Rock Opera Part 1: The Lentil Eating Fire"

Parody Written by:

Jakko Wakko

The Lyrics

First part of a parody rock opera I am writing
This is the lentil eating fire,
It is my responsibility to eat all of the lentils that haven't gone off yet,
It is also my responisibility to alert Jakko Wakko's parodies to the potential dangerousness of varied, unconstipating, salmonella infesticities they might just be eating, which could eventually lead to,
Thier death just maybe,
Or effect Jakko Wakko's stomach lining
Our parody institution is full of parodies like me who eat wrong things,
And many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called Pot Noodle;

KEYBOARD SOLO

Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so damaging to stomach lining at large, that food critics at this moment may stop it forever, as cruel and inhuman doses are being carefully perscribed to normal pasta packs, so they won't be sued by the constitutional rights act, which itself is being modified to fight the evil of;
The future;
I bring you now a special presentation to show wahat can happen to you if eat a bucket of Pot Noodle.

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Christie Marie M - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job on your first rock opera! Hmmmm....pot noodle. Gotta try that! LOL!!

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