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Song Parodies -> "New Wok, New Wok"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"New Wok, New Wok"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Start spreadin' the oil,
I'm fryin' today
I'll do some artichoke in it,
New Wok, New Wok

These veggies won't boil,
Put sauce pans away
Don't need no water soakin it,
New Wok, New Wok

I'm gonna' load it to the limit
But not too deep
And with controlled heat, I will
Simmer and steep

These old teflon pans,
I'm tossin' away
With stirring fork, I'm stokin' it
In my New Wok...

If I can stir fry here, I'll stir fry anywhere,
Food's great in you, New Wok, New Wok...

New Wok, New Wok,
I'm gonna' wok up every evening
And show these creeps
Show them that I am A Chef, Good as the best..
Wokkin's my thrill, I.. am.. A ..Chef!

These old teflon pans,
I'm tossin' away
With stirring fork, I'm stokin' it,
In my New Wok

If I can stir fry here, I'll stir fry anywhere,
Food's great in you, New Wok, New Wok...
New Wok !

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Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
it makes a great big apple sauce, I've heard too AFW - 555
John Barry - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one, AFW. How about "Wok This Way"?
AFW - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart...Big Apple...good pun.. Thanks, John...yeah..lots of possibilities with a good word like wok.
MasonR - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This was stirring. Or stir-frying. Anyway. 555!
AFW - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks MasonR
alvin rhodes - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
start spreadin' some fives
Phil Alexander - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I wanna wok up
With some butterfly prawns (not cheap)
To find I've soy nš1
And half a sheep...
AFW - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin and Phil

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