Sadly I sit, deep in despair
A justified cause to complain,
In this dental chair
Where are the crowns

White'ner looks great, fillings are fine
Bravely put up with the pain, but this mouth ain't mine
Cause I ordered crowns,
Set In The Crowns

I got flouride, perfectly done
It's frustrating seeing my teeth showing none,
Into the glass once again, I hopelessly stare,
No crowns are there...

I got root canal, I like the veneer
Now matter how hard I hunt,
Crowns don't appear
Oh, where are the crowns,
Set In The Crowns

I know you're rich, but I don't fear
Hey, I'll sue your ass,
And ruin your career..
So, where are the crowns,
(And) I don't mean next year!