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Song Parodies -> "New York, New York, Not For Conservatives"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"New York, New York, Not For Conservatives"

Parody Written by:

Don Milne

The Lyrics

A few days ago, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo made the following comments on a radio show: "Who are they? Are they these extreme conservatives who are right-to-life, pro-assault-weapon, anti-gay? Is that who they are? Because if that’s who they are and they’re the extreme conservatives, they have no place in the state of New York, because that’s not who New Yorkers are." Time for the governor to set this to music and spread the message through song!
Start spreading the news
Start leaving today
I want to be no part of them,
New York, New York

Conservative views
We are wishing away
Exit the very heart of it
New York, New York

I want to wake up in that city
That's ever gay
Abortion's king of the hill
Legal all day.

Your gun owning rights
They are melting away
I gonna make a brand new start of it
In old New York

So we don't want you there
Don't want you anywhere
It's not for you
New York, New York

New York, New York
I want to wake up in that city
That's ever gay
Abortion's king of the hill
Top of the list
Legal all day
King of the hill

Your gun owning rights
They have all melted away
I am about to make a brand new start of it
Right there in old New York

So, we don't want you here
You know, I don't want you about anywhere
Get out, go through
New York, New York, New York

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Callmelennie - January 30, 2014 - Report this comment
This is a good OS (Original Song) to parody. You can generally squeeze something funny out of it. And speaking of which, on an other website, I posted this about Anthony Weiner -- Start squelching this Jew ... He's tweeting today ... I've seen another pic of it .... Boner, boner. ......... I didn't post it here because Weiner was already getting yanked around pretty good here. Geez, you can hardly say anything about that story without stumbling over a bad pun. Like the Spioux at the Little Big Horn, they just keep coming and coming
Goodbye to that Commie Hellhole - January 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Well, if Iran wants a prime target for its first nuclear weapon, it's a fair bet it's just found one...
Patrick - January 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Iranians, as good Muslims, are opposed to abortion and homosexuality. And the Iranian government widely distributed arms to its population.. Sounds like the mullahs are more in tune with my politics than the governor of New York would be. That is why the United States was established as a federal republic: so that people with dissenting views would have other states to move to when places like New York decided they didn't want them around.
Juan World - January 30, 2014 - Report this comment
The Marxmeister will move swiftly this year, from an underground bunker in New York, to unleash a dictatorial full monty. We’re talking instant citizenship for all Third World immigrants; a new sedition act that criminalizes criticism of the government; forced equalization of income; suspension of habeas corpus; the end of fossil fuel production; the outlawing of the Big Gulp; confiscation of guns; extermination of the 1%; forced miscegenation; outlawing of heterosexual marriage; abortion on demand up to 11 months after conception; the elimination of paranoid right-wing Internet forums masquerading as parody sites; and much more.

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