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Song Parodies -> "New Birth, New Birth"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"New Birth, New Birth"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Da, da, Da-da-da,
Da, da, Da-da-da,
Da, da, Da-da-da..da

Start spreadin' those legs,
Today is the day
Your water breaks, you've started it,
New Birth, New Birth

You hatched a sperm egg
There's labor in play
Maternity's the art of it,
New Birth, New Birth

Your baby wakes up in the world,
No more, womb asleep..
You watch him dribble and coo,
Wiggle and weep...

For mama, there's begs,
That sweet infant way
You hold and love each part of it,
For all your worth...

You wanna' shout and cheer,
Your child has made it here,
So healthy, too - New Birth, New Birth..

New Birth, New Birth
Your baby wakes up in the world
No more, womb asleep..
This is your first little son,
Named, Benjamin..
Softly he's kissed..
King of the thrills..
Sweet Benjamin..

For mama, there's begs,
A sweet infant way
You hold and love each part of it..
He's your New Birth !
You wanna' shout and cheer,
"This is my kid, right here!"

And so, you do..New Birth, New Birth!

Da, da, Da-da-da
Da, da, Da-da-da
Da, da, Da-da-da..da



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Peregrin - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Was it "from stork, from stork"? That was nice AFW.
adagio - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Why don't you write one about all the pains delivering the kid, plus anasthetic. etc. :) Really good job! 5's
alvin - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
fit the jubliant tone of the OS...i've attended acouple of births....they're awesome and scary as hell at the same time
2Eagle - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
You forgot the part about the Bris.
~AuntOnly~ - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, I felt this way the evening I viewed my nephew, who is my Godson ! He was the first Grandchild in our family, too. Thanks for reminding us all of the mioracle of Life, Sir L'Air de Farce.
AFW - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, all...

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