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Song Parodies -> "Goy Way"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Goy Way"

Parody Written by:

Invisible Boy

The Lyrics

Stan is wearing his yarmulke to cover his bald spot and I am wearing my Boston College we discuss a question of faith...
Goy Way

And now, the time is here
A question’s asked of all the goyim.
It seems the Jews you fear,
Want to know why…you would destroy ‘em ?

What is this need to kvetch ?
To dish this schmootz, in an enjoy way
This schtick is nothing new
It’s just the Goy way

Jew chicks, I’ve known a few;
Although I’m just an Irish shicker
One’s tuchis was so plump
It made my pulse…a little quicker

I loved her little shirts
That showed her pupik, in a coy way
I wed a shikse girl
I chose the Goy way

Yes, Mel Brooks said a funny thing
That it is “good to be the King”
And when I hear this nebbish speak,
I thank King David for a week.
So down this road…I’ll schlep my load
It’s not the Goy way.

I’ve tried to do my best
To raise my kids a little hipper
But please, just one request
Don’t bring some schwartz…home for Yom Kipper

Please find a proper spouse
‘Cuz if you don’t, I’ll just shout “Oy-vey”
Don’t bring some shagitz here
Avoid the Goy way

For what is a Jew, but just some schmuck
Whose schlong went through a nip and tuck.
Because my putz lacks some appeal
This does not make me a schlemiel.
Though I’m no Jew…I’m chosen too –
I chose the Goy way!


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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Stan Hallowitz - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Had to Google up a Yiddish slang dictionary for some of the terminlogy but not to garner plenty of simchas from reading this great parody. :-)
McKludge - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Love the 'schmuck/tuck' couplet. In fact ... I'm feeling a little verklempt ... talk amongst yourselves ... Bohemian Rhapsody was neither Bohemian nor a Rhapsody. Discuss. Call 555-
John Barry - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
For this I'm giving you 5s, even though I'm an alum of that fine Methodist-Jewish institution BU, and you from BC are! Oy vey!
Agrimorfee - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
This Portnoy has little to complain about. 555
littleCatLicker - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll take the Cowboy way, thank you! Oh, and please add a little polenta with my order!
alvin - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
jew crack me up
AFW - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny, like Mel Brooks funny..good one
Meriadoc - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved the beschnitting line...
Invisible Boy - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Stan for giving me the idea and for playing along...thanks McKludge-I'm pondering your question...John-another example of our similar lives, I was in Keene last Sunday and I saw a guy in a red plaid coat shoveling snow-I thought of you...Agri, were you watching Ugly Betty last night ?( I admit I was)...there were lots of Phillip Roth jokes...LCL-ride 'em high...alvin-glad Jew liked it...AFW...thanks, that is what I was going for...Meriadoc-Huh ?
Meriadoc - January 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Circumcising :)
2Eagle - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
A mechiah.

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