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Song Parodies -> "No Stork, No Stork"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"No Stork, No Stork"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

(Da da, da da da
Da da, da da da
Da da, da da da..da)

Stop tellin' kids lies,
Be truthful, today
Big birds don't fly the baby in
No Stork, No Stork

Todays kids are wise
Old games we can't play
No ifs, no buts, no maybe'n
No Stork, No Stork

Parents should wake up,
In the cities, on farms, in town
There are hip children today,
(Hey) They get around..

Those old fairy tales,
Won't cut it no more
No kids buy Nights Arabian,
Such fibs don't work..
Keep nurseries, pitch the rhymes
These are computer times
Give them the facts,
No Stork, No Stork..

No Stork, No Stork..
Parents must wake up
In the cities, on farms, in town
Remember, (A) they're not dumb
(B) on TV, (C) "King Of The Hill"
They know where they come from..

Old Grimm's fairy tales
Won't swing it no more
No kids buy Nights Arabian ?
White lies don't work
Keep nurseries, pitch the rhymes
They read The New York Times
Let's give them facts,
No Stork, No Stork..

They want the facts,
No Stork, No Stork..



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alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
another illusion shattered
Dee Range - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
What's next, no Santa Claus? I'm warnin' ya, pal...stay away from Christmas lol. High 5's
Susanna Viljanen - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Now next someone could explain that blood thing which comes off my bottom once in a month... is it that how you make the Japanese flags?
Agrimorfee - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(Holy cow, Susannah! :0) 555 for AFW.
Red Ant - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Does this mean this birds and the bees is passe, too? =) Good parody, though I have to admit Susanna's rather direct comment may have upstaged it a bit. Still, 5s for your work, and I'll never think of the Japanese flag the same way again.

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