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Song Parodies -> "New Orcs"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"New Orcs"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Start spreadin' the news, they walk in the day
Think Saruman's a part of it- new orcs, new orcs!
They never wear shoes, they run all the way
and Uruk-Hais' the name of it- new orcs, new orcs!

But they're not from the land where evil there doesn't sleep
They're from just over the hill... Isengard keep!
They're bigger than you, They intimidate
And Sauron's at the heart of it, of these new orcs!
They're not small (boom tish!) anymore, like those in (boom tish!)
No, these are new, new orcs! New orcs!

New orcs, new orcs!

But they're not from the land where evil there doesn't sleep
They're from just over the hill, Isengard keep
They think they can't lose, they've come here to slay
They want to make a fight of it, these bold new orcs
want you to (boom tish!) understand, they fight for (boom tish!) the white
oh yes they do- new orcs, new orcs!

Copyright 2002 by Steven CavanaghKaraoke version

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 27

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Phil Alexander - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't think comments were enabled when this one came out: it's the one parody on amiright that I really wish I'd written. Sheer brilliance.
Arwen - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
FAB-ulous!!! I love it!
Johnny D - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah! This one's totally cool. Very good job!
2nz - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
My hat's off to you, Steven. I just came up with the idea for 'Mordor' to this song, wrote half of it, did a quick scan, and found something much better already on the site. Great job here.

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