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Song Parodies -> "Who Loves Purina Baby/Who Loves Food"

Original Song Title:

"Who Loves You"

Parody Song Title:

"Who Loves Purina Baby/Who Loves Food"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

Who loves Purina baby,
Who's chompin' helpings through the night?
Who loves Purina mama,
Who always dares to take a bite?
Who loves Purina baby,
Who's chompin' helpings through the night?
Who loves Purina mama,
Who always dares to take a bite?

Who loves food...
Who loves Purina baby?
Who's chompin' dog food mama?
Who loves food...
Who loves Purina baby?


Dinners are in your mind
But you can't find a steak.
It's hard - just make believe
You're lapping up soufflé.
Maybe when you're thinkin' like
Your tender treats are corn and rice.
Contents be...
Baby horsies.

Who loves Purina baby,
Who's chompin' helpings through the night?
Who loves Purina mama,
Who always dares to take it?

Who loves food...
Who loves Purina baby?
Who's chompin' dog food mama?
Who loves food...
Who loves Purina baby?


And when you think
The bowl tried first is Lassie's type.
You keep on dinin'
But you really don't know why.
Gravy Train you eat awhile
To help the growls drift away.
Contents be...
Baby horsies.

Who loves Purina baby,
Who's chompin' helpings through the night?
Who loves Purina mama,
Who always dares to take it?

Who loves food...
Who's chompin' dog food, dog food?
Who's chompin' dog food?
Who loves food...
Who's chompin' dog food, dog food?
Who's chompin' dog food?

[Music]

Chew-chew-cha-chew-chew...
Chew-chew-cha-chew-chew...
Chew-chew-cha-chew-chew...
Chew-chew-cha-chew-chew...


Baby...
Baby...
Chew Chew Chew
Contents be...
Baby horsies.

Who loves Purina baby,
Who's chompin' helpings through the night?
Who loves Purina mama,
Who always dares to take it?
Who loves food...
Who's chompin' dog food, dog food?
Who's chompin' dog food?

Who loves food...
Who's chompin' dog food, dog food?
Who's chompin' dog food?
(c)2006 M. O'Neill

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