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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Like Reading About Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Working My Way Back To You, Babe"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valley

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Like Reading About Poo"

Parody Written by:

Ms. Critic

The Lyrics

I don't li-ike reading about Poo babe
Be-e-cause it's full of crap
I don't li-ike reading about Poo babe
And the funnyness la-acks
Don't be so crappy babe
Don't be so crappy babe

I'm tired of these parodies
That make fun of a natural thing
If you had your cake and ate it through
Then of course, you would have to poo
But that doesn't mean, you have to write parodies,
Talking about your big mess,
It's a private thing, keep it in,
And stop be-e-i-ing such a pest

I don't li-ike reading about Poo babe
Be-e-cause it's full of crap
I don't li-ike reading about Poo babe
And the funnyness la-acks
Don't be so crappy babe
Don't be so crappy babe

Why can't parodies be nice and fun?
You always write disgusting ones
You don't have to use formality
But at least you could write nic-e-ly
And it's not like I, don't have a sense of humor
I like a good laugh, you know
But the nasty stuff has to go
I don't care tha-at you have to go

I don't li-ike reading about Poo babe
Be-e-cause it's full of crap
I don't li-ike reading about Poo babe
And the funnyness la-acks
Don't be so crappy babe
Don't be so crappy babe

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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 7

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good, but i would stick to analysing other peoples work instead of writing your own. 444 PS I'd watch out. i did more or less the same thing, and i got some pretty negative responses
Ms. Critic - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
What do you mean, stick to analyzing instead of writing? You have no right to tell me that. Don't read my stuff if you don't like it.
Blue Ant - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking as a parody police officer, I must tell you that the original artist's last name is spelled Valli (even though it is indeed pronounced "valley"). Speaking as myself, I enjoyed the entire parody; it was really good.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Btw, I agree with you. I don't like poo parodies either
Guy - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
This wasn't nearly as shitty as I thought it would be.
Red Ant - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so no vote, but I understand your feelings Ms. Critic. PS- Blue Ant is NOT me ( I do not leave false/modified names under parody comments ( well I have left a few false names but included my name in the Name field at the same time )).
What the F***??? - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
To the DAK. Your negativity is not welcome. Constructive criticism is always welcome, but coming from a Dak like yourself, who has shown very little humor in his own parodies...I haven't even chuckled once at anything you have written,,,is just plain idiotic. You really live up to your moniker, unfortunately. You ought to try to live it down.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Right. okay. The reason you're leaving comments like this is because you want me to retaliate. Aint gonna happen. And for the record, at least I have a moniker and I don't hide behind a rather crude statement like a coward. Like i've already explained to you, when you're man enough to leave your real name and comment, i'll listen. for now though, YOUR negativity and cowardness aren't welcome
3 things - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
1. for the record, that up there, ^, was a retaliation, dumb ass kid.
2. you shouldn't call wtf's name crude when there are plenty of people who probably think the phrase 'dumb ass' is crude.
3. 'cowardness' isn't a word.
Red Ant - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
1. For the record, all proper names should be capitalized. 2. He did not say that WtF***??? name was crude, he said " at least I have a moniker and I don't hide behind a rather crude STATEMENT like a coward ". 3. Indeed, 'cowardness' isn't a word. 4. For the record if the person " 3 things " is a commentator that's fine. If you are just an alias for another Amirighter atleast have the decency to leave a real name and not be a coward. 5. If there are spelling/punctuation mistakes in here don't point them out. 6. To conclude: If I have offended you, I apologize for that. Have a nice weekend.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Right, can I just ask, whoever you are. Why have you left these sorts of comments on a few other pieces of my work and threatened to give me 111s on "all my songs from now on"? I can't remember doing anything to upset you. This is whats known as BULLYING, when you purposefully target somebody else without reason or justification. And I'm sure i'm not the only one on this site who doesn't like BULLIES such as yourself. And before you go picking my statements to pieces, keep in mind that you proved one of my points and made yourself look like a prize tit because you still haven't given us a name. Funny that - BULLIES often are cowards...

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