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Song Parodies -> "Traffic School Dropout"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty School Dropout"

Original Performer:

Frankie Avalon

Parody Song Title:

"Traffic School Dropout"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Your story's sad to tell...
A highway ne'er do well...
Most mixed up, crazy nutcase on the road
Your driving is a danger now
To the cops you are no stranger now
Better get in DMV manual studyin' mode

La la la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

Traffic School dropout
No more driver's license for you
Traffic School dropout
This violation means you're through
At least you could have taken time to read those signs, young lady
The speed limit was forty-five and you were doing eighty!

Traffic School dropout
Singing the pedestrian blues
Traffic school dropout
Trade in those wheels for walking shoes
Was it all that hard to spend your Saturday in a classroom?
But you escaped under the guise of visiting the bathroom!

Traffic School dropout
You're not cut out to drive a car
Traffic School dropout
May your new bus pass take you far
Now your car's been towed, you're off the road and you look like a fool
Aren't you sorry that you blew off Traffic School?

Traffic School dropout, you really blew it... Traffic School drop out, you really blew it...

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