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Song Parodies -> "Hello New Jersey"

Original Song Title:

"Hello News Theme"

Original Performer:

Frank Gari

Parody Song Title:

"Hello New Jersey"

Parody Written by:

The Masked Parody

The Lyrics

Many TV markets had a cheesy "Hello ____" promo in the 70's or 80's. New Jersey had no TV news back then and channel 9 was supposed to be their source, yet they've turned their backs on the state.
There's the a stench in the air
That you can't get in New York, except in New Jersey.
I'd chased a thousand yesterdays, from McGreevey's idiocy in New Jersey.

From Sandy Hook to New Brunswick you always need an auto.
Were Newark is still as ghetto as it ever was.

It makes no difference where I go
You're the worst state I know
Hello New Jersey
Hello New Jersey
Channel 9 hates you.

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