Song Parodies -> Moldy Rice
| Original Song Title: | "Cold As Ice" |
| Original Performer: | Foriegner |
| Parody Song Title: | "Moldy Rice" |
| Parody Written by: | Melody |
It was moldy rice, and awfully overpriced to boot
And when I took a bite, I saw little turds from mice and puked
Our dinner was awful when we went to dine
Food on the floor, and a health code sign
Food full of mold I had to throw away
But they were stealing, cause big bucks we paid
For the moldy rice -- It seems like we rolled the dice to eat
The stuff I thought was spice -- I think it was really lice and fleas
The grease on the floor was like a film of slime
It was a chore, it was a waste of time
When we were told how much we had to pay
Our heads started reeling, and that's why we say
Mol-dy rice. You know that it was
Mold (mold) -y (y) rice
The moldy rice is sleaze
Mold (mold) -y (y) rice
And when I took a bite, I saw little turds from mice and puked
Our dinner was awful when we went to dine
Food on the floor, and a health code sign
Food full of mold I had to throw away
But they were stealing, cause big bucks we paid
For the moldy rice -- It seems like we rolled the dice to eat
The stuff I thought was spice -- I think it was really lice and fleas
The grease on the floor was like a film of slime
It was a chore, it was a waste of time
When we were told how much we had to pay
Our heads started reeling, and that's why we say
Mol-dy rice. You know that it was
Mold (mold) -y (y) rice
The moldy rice is sleaze
Mold (mold) -y (y) rice
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This sounds like the place I had dinner the other night!
I don't think many people here are familiar with "Cold As Ice"; but it's a good parody. Are you related to Harmony?
Good parody of a somewhat lesser known song...
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