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Song Parodies -> "Hocus Pocus Yodel"

Original Song Title:

"Hocus Pocus "

Original Performer:

Focus

Parody Song Title:

"Hocus Pocus Yodel"

Parody Written by:

Van S A'Parody

The Lyrics

This is what I imagine every Yodel delivery driver sings (probably) (Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!)
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o knock, knock
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o ding dong
De-li-ver-y
Yodel for you

Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o knock, knock
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o ding dong
De-li-ver-y
Yodel for you

Once I get my van loaded & I join the busy traffic flow
Observe all the speed limits & the lights - you stop, I go, go, go!

We deliver store to store but mostly store to door, &
We deliver John o' Groats & all the way down to Land's End

Even been to Llan-fair-pwll-
gwyn-gyll-go-ger-ych-wyrn-drob-wll-llan-ty-silio-
go-go-goch

Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o knock, knock
Yodel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel odel-odel-odel-odel o ding dong
De-li-ver-y
Yodel for you
(1.7.22) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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Assn of Amiright Rock Music Critics - May 18, 2023 - Report this comment
THE absolutely worst piece of "music" to ever disgrace a vinyl disk, featuring a guitar riff that wouldn't challenge the skill of a day care center guitarist. How anyone could have promoted that song with a straight face is beyond our powers of comprehension
Van S A'Parody - May 18, 2023 - Report this comment
I didn't (promote this song with a straight face)! The gibberish between the yodelling sounded to me like that town in Wales with the really long place name... & who'd have thunk it, it's got exactly the same number of syllables, so I thought I'd be failing in my duty if I didn't get that into a song!

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