Took off my shirt, they were hanging down
cried so much that I thought I'd drown
and I saw my reflection in the hallway mirror
of my man boobs hangin' down
oh, mirror on the wall
-where'd they go?
-they were nice firmed up pecs just months ago
-Most traumatic thing in my life
-Why are my boobies bigger than my wife's?
Mmhmmm I don't know.....
Mmhmmm Mmhmmm
There out there gross and hangin'
Where the hell did I get man boobs
but time makes you older
Stretches your boulders
Now I need a D cup too
So

Instrumental break

I need a breast reduction
'cause I'm, I'm so incredibly sad
Now I toss my boulders
over my shoulder
can use them for scarves too
use them for scarves too


so, take these boobs, stretch 'em down
Oh, get two black eyes when I jump around
-and if I see my reflection I will run, run away
'casue the mandslide has brought them down, down
-and if you see that your boobies are heading for the floor
get to the gym while you still can!
If not old age will bring them down