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Song Parodies -> "Man boobs"

Original Song Title:

"Landslide (unplugged)"

Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac/Stevie Nicks

Parody Song Title:

"Man boobs"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Alas this is a ture story and it makes me sad to even think about.......
Took off my shirt, they were hanging down
cried so much that I thought I'd drown
and I saw my reflection in the hallway mirror
of my man boobs hangin' down
oh, mirror on the wall
-where'd they go?
-they were nice firmed up pecs just months ago
-Most traumatic thing in my life
-Why are my boobies bigger than my wife's?
Mmhmmm I don't know.....
Mmhmmm Mmhmmm
There out there gross and hangin'
Where the hell did I get man boobs
but time makes you older
Stretches your boulders
Now I need a D cup too

Instrumental break

I need a breast reduction
'cause I'm, I'm so incredibly sad
Now I toss my boulders
over my shoulder
can use them for scarves too
use them for scarves too

so, take these boobs, stretch 'em down
Oh, get two black eyes when I jump around
-and if I see my reflection I will run, run away
'casue the mandslide has brought them down, down
-and if you see that your boobies are heading for the floor
get to the gym while you still can!
If not old age will bring them down

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   2
 3   1
 4   1
 5   11

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Jeff Reuben - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Excellent job Cookiemonster
Cookie-man - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! I'm glad you liked it! Obviously someone didn't think it was that funny but oh well! :)
Arwen - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't worry about it, Cookie...probably the same guy who didn't like me harping on hairy backs...=) I gave it 5s...
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantastic and goss imagery, Cookie - stretches your boulders, use them as a scarf, two black eyes, mandslide! LOL! - all very witty stuff - 555
Cookie-man - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you so much Arwen & Stuart. All I can say is that if you don't appreciate my sense of humor to bad. :) I'm so glad you liked it! :)
Ashkicksass - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe I missed this! Fabulonic job, Cookie! I also chortled at "mandslide!"
Cookie-man - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I love that word chortle. In fact I am chortling right now..... Thanks Ash
Latchman - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
That was quite crap
stephanie - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the second version of this song I've had the displeasure of reading on this site. It really is quite insulting to the writer. Pointless song lyrics can be mocked, no argument. However, a song as meaningful and crucial to it's author's life as this makes this website extremely inappropriate.
bob and jill - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
we heard it on the radio here in australia and thought it was great. where can we get a copy
mike - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
i though it was extemely funny. but my boobs are big so, if i can sit here and laugh then so can any mone else.
Raven - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey...where can I hear /hear/ this song without downloading or buying stuff?

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