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Song Parodies -> "Lines"

Original Song Title:

"Signs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Five Man Electrical Band

Parody Song Title:

"Lines"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

So the sign said long haired freaky people
come and apply, so I tucked my hair in under my hat
and got on the back of line
I waited long and having to stand
that I know was true
so I got off the back and said Imagine that,
me waiting for you

Lines lines
I hate waiting in lines
waiting at the DMV
breaking my mind
To do this
or do that
you have to wait in line

Wait in line for getting caught truspassing
on a public sight
so I jumped up in front of the man
and said hey what gives you the right
to make me wait, or worst of all, just to allow me to get in
why if God was here hed tell you right to your face
man you must be some kind of sinner

Lines lines
I hate waiting in lines
waiting at the DMV
breaking my mind
To do this
or do that
you have to wait in line

See now Mr cant you read
you have to wait in a long line to get a seat
you cant sit, you cant leave
no, you gotta stand here

Wait in line for tryin to get a membership card to get inside
uggh!

And the sign said please wait on this line until
you see somebody
then the time was long and my legs did hurt
and I couldnt wait another day
So I took some posts and banners
and I made up my own line
I said if you dont like the old, long lines
this one saves you time

Lines lines
I hate waiting in lines
waiting at the DMV
breaking my mind
To do this
or do that
you have to wait in line
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
The DMV is a great parody topic, and this was a good one. I was, however, thinking "Lines" referred to cocaine. Glad to see you went another way.

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