-> "Zodiac"
Original Song Title:
"Matchmaker"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Zodiac"
The Lyrics
Zodiac
[IB]
“Hey baby, what’s your Sign?”
“If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? …”
[Disinterested Girl]
“I’ve heard that line before…”
[IB]
“From someone interesting ?”
[DG]
“Naaa…just Matthias…”
[IB]
“I should have known…”
Zodiac…Zodiac
Tell me my fate
Find me a girl
Get me a date
Zodiac…Zodiac
Show me a sign
And send someone I’ll call “mine”
Zodiac…Zodiac
I'm a nice guy
Loving and sweet
Caring and shy
Maybe a Libra or Virgo will do
Or Gemini girl…or two
A Leo
Can be expressive
An Aries
Might be worth a few stabs
A Cancer
Can be possesive
I just hope that she doesn’t give me the crabs
Zodiac…Zodiac
I am forlorn
Match me with some
Hot Capricorn
Or Sagittarius…I will agree
To anything that
Squats to pee…
[here’s the “spoken-sung middle section” omitted by Leo Jay]
[Matthias]
“So why play hard to get DG ? I thought you dug me for my looks”.
[IB chuckles]
[Matthias con't]
“And you know I’m a Gemini…right ?”
[IB]
“Well, so what?
I’m a Scorpio just like Agrimorfee
And we think that we’re the best…”
[Matthias]
‘I guess he’s got me beat honey
My twins are no match for his stinger
Unless I…”
[throws hood over his head, imitating BAD]
[singing]
IB, oh IB,
Have I found a girl for you!
She’s witty…she's smart!
OK…she's 4 foot 2.
But she’s a nice girl…a good cook too…
You…
Should take her out to dinner
And if you haven’t scored
Then you’ll just have to ask
Your friends on the board
Kristof is a Taurus
And Peter is as well
Jeff Reuben is a Gemini
As if you couldn’t tell…
They’re here to help you…with good advice… right?
Right!
Now Red Ant is a Cancer
And Chuck’s a Cancer too
Together they can muster
Good ideas for you
I know what Arwen would say
Like a good Aquarian
“Well, you’re dumpy…you’re homely…you’re losing your hair
Be glad she’s not a man!”
Zodiac…Zodiac
Now life is sweet
Thank you for my
New Pisces treat
We both love watersports
And I’m replete
With extra thick rubber sheets
I know that many will say
This is all…Astrological crap
But, please don’t
Be so judgmental
Astrology just gives a basic map…
Zodiac…Zodiac
Now I’m a fan
Warm Pisces girl
Scorpian man
Who has the answers
To all of life’s quests
So,
I’m thanking you all
I’m just a goof
And you are the proof…
Reading my spoof
“A Fiddler On The Roof”
IB
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