Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Honey Suck My Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Honeysuckle Rose"

Parody Song Title:

"Honey Suck My Nose"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This is the second selection in my revue of Fats Waller parodies "I'm Misbehavin'". Fats Whitford (Old Man Ribber) is known for his big heart, his immense generousity...and his enormous nose! Naturally some of his songs immortalized his noble cowcatcher. "The nose", he once said, "is both a string instrument and a wind instrument. You can pick it or blow it." ;D


Used to kiss my lip, then you let it slip.
Your mouth took an upward trip.
My excitement really rose.
Oh honey, suck my nose.
I may be a freak, but here's what I seek:
Put your lips upon my beak.
This is what I've always chose.
Oh honey, suck my nose.

Kiss my blower,
Just keep it above my mouth.
Don't get lower,
My lips are a bit too south.

Oh what joy is this! This is truly bliss,
Smooching on my proboscis!
I can feel it in my toes.
Oh, honey suck my nose.


(Instrumental break to bridge)


Time out, sugar -
A moment to blow my nose.
Don't want boogers
To clog up my big love hose.

I'm a lucky bloke! I'd never snort coke,
If I did we both might choke.
Always heed when I propose
Oh honey, suck my nose.



One never "nose", does one? ;D

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 1
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   3
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

LadyKnowsBest - May 26, 2010 - Report this comment
< ! ! ! >
Mark Scotti - May 28, 2010 - Report this comment
'Smells' like fives...

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/fatswalleraintmisbehavin1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 966