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Song Parodies -> "Honey Suck My Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Honeysuckle Rose"

Parody Song Title:

"Honey Suck My Nose"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This is the second selection in my revue of Fats Waller parodies "I'm Misbehavin'". Fats Whitford (Old Man Ribber) is known for his big heart, his immense generousity...and his enormous nose! Naturally some of his songs immortalized his noble cowcatcher. "The nose", he once said, "is both a string instrument and a wind instrument. You can pick it or blow it." ;D

Used to kiss my lip, then you let it slip.
Your mouth took an upward trip.
My excitement really rose.
Oh honey, suck my nose.
I may be a freak, but here's what I seek:
Put your lips upon my beak.
This is what I've always chose.
Oh honey, suck my nose.

Kiss my blower,
Just keep it above my mouth.
Don't get lower,
My lips are a bit too south.

Oh what joy is this! This is truly bliss,
Smooching on my proboscis!
I can feel it in my toes.
Oh, honey suck my nose.

(Instrumental break to bridge)

Time out, sugar -
A moment to blow my nose.
Don't want boogers
To clog up my big love hose.

I'm a lucky bloke! I'd never snort coke,
If I did we both might choke.
Always heed when I propose
Oh honey, suck my nose.

One never "nose", does one? ;D

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'Smells' like fives...

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