Zoom to the bog and then my arse went boom
Suddenly the smell went through the room
Getting high on a sphincter pie oh

Bang, just too much then
All the crap came up
Oh my god I need a hazard mat
Shouldn’t have eaten Mexican, oh

Boom I blew the bog away
And soon, my roof and walls will blow away
Then my living room went boom
(I was flying over baby, high in the sky
A Brown mushy round cloud was on the high rise
I was scared for my life I was down on my knees
And then that shit hit me

Oh boom oh please all run away, by noon
I would have been here forty days
The whole damn world went boom

My arse surely looks like a baboons
My living room looks like a sewage pool
Kind brown it’s a savaged land, oh

Whack, I must clean this and a dumping truck
All at once the turds must go back
Really far to a distance land, oh

Oh boom, I blew the bog away, and soon
How come I exploded that way?
Then the whole wide went boom.