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Song Parodies -> "The Pole Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Smurf Song"

Original Performer:

Father Abraham

Parody Song Title:

"The Pole Song"

Parody Written by:

Stella Baker

The Lyrics

Where are you all coming from?
We're from Poland where we were born
Are you talking just like us
No broken English and Polish
Have you come to see our pubs?
No we've come to take your jobs
This is a song with a nice refrain
We will sing it but we want paying

Good Poles begin

Yes sing along

La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la

And now for five pounds an hour

La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la

And now your bonus for a tenner

La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la

Will you cause a housing boom
No cos we sleep five to a room
And will you be claiming dole
No because you don't help Poles
What is it you like to do
We do whatever we're asked to do
Why are Polish workers all the rage
Because we work hard for the minimum wage

La la la la la la la la la la la
Hey! Who's singing out of key?

La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la

Come on, sing in tune... I'm drunk sir

La la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la

Tell me why Poles find work so well
Because we undercut everybody else
Why do most of you never smile?
Because it's part of our Eighties style
Do you get to see the sights?
No 'cos we work day and night
Tell me what is your delight
To work as cleaners and on building sites

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Michael Pacholek - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I wouldn't touch this parody with a ten-foot pole! Or even a five-foot-nine Pole!
Andrea Huckstep - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it seems funny.
Dylan Baranski - July 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mike. That saves me the trouble of getting my head banged on the PC monitor.

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