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Song Parodies -> "ESPN Commercial Jingle Parody"

Original Song Title:

"EPSN Commercial"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"ESPN Commercial Jingle Parody"

Parody Written by:

Cedric Baker

The Lyrics

This parody is based off a promo song used on ESPN during the early years of the network as seen on the YouTube video ESPN Sportcenter Bloopers posted by dutchhossas35 (it goes from 1:21 to 1:48). This was also inspired by a parody on this site by Masked Parody titled "ESPN: We're Loud!" (who based his of "We're Loud!", a parody by NBC staffers of the network promo song "Proud as a Peacock" used from 1980-81). I decided to focus less on the networks personalities (I've never actually heard Stephen A. Smith, and based off his reputation I should consider myself lucky) and more on the vibe the network gives off collectively and basing the parody off something more ESPN related.
Please turn us on,
Please check us out,
though there are better things on television!
All the hype and none of the substance,
we're totally overrated!
specials starring athletes who've haven't won a ring,
declaring a kid the next big thing!
We'll bloat your head with useless sabermetrics!
An annoying ticker running onscreen!
You'll hate how much we love ourselves,
we're really overbearing!
The Bullshit Sports Network!

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