THE UK GALAXY SONG
Idle
Whenever life is down, silly clown
Others don't care - It's rough
No-one cares round you; they sure bring you down
And you feel that you've run out of pu-u-u-u-u-ufff

Just remember that you're living in a country that is spying
On every single journey that you drive
There's cameras on the flash; robbing drivers of their cash
Claiming that they keep us all alive

The courts are wanting me; their costs their fines all their fees
They got me off the road now without haste
I'm sick of flooring lampposts, smashing up my blasted Renaults
The courts it's claimed will make a safer place

The blackouts are a menace; as much use as Dennis Pennis
My rear contents went AWOL through the screen
My bruising was all over; as well as my poor old Rover
Scrap yard on horizon; real has been

I now can only wait, to hear of my future fate
On whether I will ever drive again
Will we cure the blackouts with these useless lumps of aspirin?
Stop me getting soaked out in the rain