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Song Parodies -> "Stay Down Zombie"

Original Song Title:

"Lay Down Sally"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Stay Down Zombie"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you been shufflin' all night long
you're haunted and decayed, all can see
i know you want my blood to flow
and eat the brains right from my dome
well, nosiree !
you'd better let me be

stay down zombie
and rest those legs and arms
don't you blink or someone's apt to "glock" you
stay down zombie
or i'll blow your head in two
you have died, yet walk among
what the hell's with you ?

the hunger's clearly in you guys
you carry on like loons, i've had enough
rotten teeth and sunken eyes
made up of dead matter
keep away from me
you'd better let me be

stay down zombie
and rest those legs and arms
don't you blink or someone's apt to "glock" you
stay down zombie
or i'll blow your head in two
you have died, yet walk among
what the hell's with you ?

ain't hard to see you just ain't right
color drained from face so eerily
you're dead, you know, so say goodbye
why not lay your body down
eternally
and just rest in peace

stay down zombie
and rest those legs and arms
don't you blink or someone's apt to "glock" you
stay down zombie
or i'll blow your head in two
you have died, yet walk among
what the hell's with you ?




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The Stinker - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Zombie parodies are teh funny. Nicely done!
Ann Hammond - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stinker and ann
McKludge - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Hasn't been a good zombie parody in a bit. Nice one.
alvin - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge...should be plenty closer to halloween
AFW - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny scenario
alvin - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
TJC - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Bloody funny! You're like George and Caesar Romero all wrapped into one in this ditty!
alvin - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks TJC and dr. music
Dr Music - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
You're welcome. This song does remind me of Kenny from South Park for some reason. It kind of reminds me of the many times Kenny has died on the show.

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