Song Parodies -> I Shot the Sheldon (and Lombardi, too)
| Original Song Title: | "I Shot the Sheriff" |
| Original Performer: | Eric Clapton |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Shot the Sheldon (and Lombardi, too)" |
| Parody Written by: | Dylan Baranski |
OK, I'm still reeling from what happened in the Rhode Island elections this year. It's because Sheldon Whitehouse beat Lincoln Chafee for the Senate, thus killing the Republicrats' revolution (Yes, despite being on the Republican Party; he's actually a Republicrat, the middle. Look it up for yourselves if you doubt me), & because Question 1 (the Narragansett Indian casino question) failed to pass. Steve Lombardi was the treasurer for Save Our State, the organization dedicated to blocking Question 1. Now, as mad as I may be against these guys, I'm not really going to shoot them, nor do I encourage anyone to shoot them (or any other political figures, for that matter). I'm just venting some of my anger. Anyways, let's go on to the parody.
I shot the Sheldon,
But I did not shoot his deputy.
I shot the Sheldon,
But I did not shoot his deputy.
All around in my home state,
They know that it's too late.
I shot a guy from the Senate,
Because he's not a Republicrat.
No, he ain't a Republicrat.
I say:
I shot the Sheldon,
"cause they didn't vote for Chafee instead.
I shot the Sheldon,
And now the State Police wants me dead.
Sheldon Whitehouse I always hated,
He's no solution,
One day he won the Senate,
& killed a revolution.
Yeah, he killed a revolution
Also:
I shot Lombardi,
"cause he was against Question 1.
I shot Lombardi,
"cause he was against Question 1.
Both times I took my rifle,
I aimed it for their heads,
Then I pulled the trigger & fired,
& I shot those suckers dead.
Yeah, I shot those suckers dead.
I say:
I shot Lombardi,
But I did not shoot his deputy.
I shot Lombardi,
But I did not shoot his deputy.
Politics got the better of me,
And what is to be must be.
Every day I bottled up all my stress,
Until one day I wigged out.
Yeah, one day I wigged out.
I say:
I shot the Sheldon,
And I also shot Lombardi, too.
I shot the Sheldon,
And I also shot Lombardi, too
But I did not shoot his deputy.
I shot the Sheldon,
But I did not shoot his deputy.
All around in my home state,
They know that it's too late.
I shot a guy from the Senate,
Because he's not a Republicrat.
No, he ain't a Republicrat.
I say:
I shot the Sheldon,
"cause they didn't vote for Chafee instead.
I shot the Sheldon,
And now the State Police wants me dead.
Sheldon Whitehouse I always hated,
He's no solution,
One day he won the Senate,
& killed a revolution.
Yeah, he killed a revolution
Also:
I shot Lombardi,
"cause he was against Question 1.
I shot Lombardi,
"cause he was against Question 1.
Both times I took my rifle,
I aimed it for their heads,
Then I pulled the trigger & fired,
& I shot those suckers dead.
Yeah, I shot those suckers dead.
I say:
I shot Lombardi,
But I did not shoot his deputy.
I shot Lombardi,
But I did not shoot his deputy.
Politics got the better of me,
And what is to be must be.
Every day I bottled up all my stress,
Until one day I wigged out.
Yeah, one day I wigged out.
I say:
I shot the Sheldon,
And I also shot Lombardi, too.
I shot the Sheldon,
And I also shot Lombardi, too
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I hope the Democrat elected in 2008 gives Lincoln Chafee any ambassadorship he wants, if he wants any. He earned it. As for that "revolution," it was already dead, and the corpse was stinking to the heavens. The only part of it that will ever reach heaven. Revolution? Don't you know that you can count me out. And everything's gonna be... all right. Not far right. But not a bad parody, just bad sentiment.
OK, it may be bad sentiment, but things aren't going to be all that bad because the people of Rhode Island are gonna see what a mistake they made in getting Sheldon Whitehouse elected. As for the revolution being dead, it ain't dead man, it just got knocked unconscious when Sheldon Whitehouse won. It'll happen, but now us Republicrats (what little of us there are) will have to wait a bit. That's all.
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