-> "Fife Shot The Sheriff"
Original Song Title:
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fife Shot The Sheriff"
Fife shot the sheriff; now he is no longer Deputy
Fife shot he Sheriff; He's now in the penitentiary
Everyone in Mayberry town
Did treat him like a clown
Every day they made more jokes it seemed
"Fife is just a silly Deputy
Fife's not much of a Deputy"
Fife shot the Sheriff; little screwball was just too intense
Fife shot the Sheriff; Got pissed off at all those dismissive comments
Sheriff Andy tried to humor him
He thought Barney was dumb
And every time that he spoke to Aunt Bea
She said, "Barney; your mouth - please close"
Of her crap, he had overdosed
Fife shot the Sheriff; Plugged him straight on, no doubt of intent
Fife shot the Sheriff; every bullet in revolver spent
Freaked-out; he went haywire that day
Yeah, he mowed down half the town
Happened so sudden; there was blood all around
He wasted half of the town
Yeah, Fife shot fifty people down
Fife shot the sheriff; Andy killed by squirrelly Deputy
Why Fife shot sheriff; seems there was some animosity
Resentment grew; but no one did see
Poor Barney; he sure did get peeved
So Barney said, "Dang it, they can go to Hell"
Then that day he shot 'em till they dropped
Yeah, that day he "capped" them all; he did not stop
Small cell, he shares it; Life in prison now for Barney Fife; oh-oh
It's hard to bear it; It's not easy being rough con's wife... Ouch-Oh
[lots of whining and "OW-OW's" from Barney from end of lyrics to end of the closing instrumentals to Fade]
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