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Song Parodies -> "Restrained"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Restrained"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

NOT based on personal experience...OH...if you are listening to the OS while reading or singing along to this just insert a lot of whipping, moaning, groaning, etc., along to the beat of the instrumentals...
(Instrumental Intro)

When you're tied-up and gagged
by some fat, ugly hag
Restrained
When you're hands are all bound
and your nose on the ground
Restrained

Cat-o'-nine
cracks your spine
now you whine
in pain

Now your butt has welts
she beats you with her belt
inflamed
With her sharp boot-heels
she kicks you and you squeal
you're maimed

Nasty bitch
With a switch
made me twitch
I'm brayin'

(Instrumental break)

Now she's wearing a dong
Man, that damn thing is long
it's swayin'
Then she does insert
Oh, sh*t - that sure did hurt
insane

What a ride
On this night
I'm her bride
her dame

(Instrumental Break)

I'm spread wide
Slam and slide
screamed and cried
I came

(Instrumental jam and increased whipping, moaning, groaning, etc., out to end Fade)

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Johnny D - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Of course.
alvin rhodes - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
screamingly funny...i was privileged to hear the recorded version of this (with the smacking sounds)...5s plus
John Barry - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This had me snorting with laughter! 5s
Stephen Harrington - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You dirty, 555, is am good.
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
A pleasure to bring you someone else's pain...lol ~~~
PMS - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Twisted. 555
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
PMS - Yeah, ain't it...lol ~ ~ ~
Mr. X - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Great improvement over the original!
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mr. X ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, man, how did I miss this the first time around? Seriously LOL, maybe the best "Cocaine" parody I've read (mine is kind of 'limp', heh heh). Great work Paul. 555.
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant...and I missed your August '06 comment. Many thanks, glad you got a "kick" out of it...lol...

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