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Song Parodies -> "Hauberk"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Hauberk"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Another Middle Ages re-enactment parody. Hauberk is a long-sleeved mail shirt.
If you wanna do fight like a crusader knight - hauberk
If you wanna look cool and you know you're no fool - hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk

If your shield's not enough and the fighting gets tough - hauberk
If you don't want be hurt, you'd better wear the mail shirt - hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk

If you can't afford plate, there's alternative great - hauberk
Gambeson is no good when you're in action mood - hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk

It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk

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Know 1 can hear you dream - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Middle Ages re-enactment? No, no, no, this is a Lord of the Rings parody in disguise! :-)
Olvan The Terrible - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoa! You managed to write a song about chainmail, and make it WORK!

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