Song Parodies -> Hauberk
| Original Song Title: | "Cocaine" |
| Original Performer: | Eric Clapton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hauberk" |
| Parody Written by: | Susanna Viljanen |
Another Middle Ages re-enactment parody. Hauberk is a long-sleeved mail shirt.
If you wanna do fight like a crusader knight - hauberk
If you wanna look cool and you know you're no fool - hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk
If your shield's not enough and the fighting gets tough - hauberk
If you don't want be hurt, you'd better wear the mail shirt - hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk
If you can't afford plate, there's alternative great - hauberk
Gambeson is no good when you're in action mood - hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk
If you wanna look cool and you know you're no fool - hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk
If your shield's not enough and the fighting gets tough - hauberk
If you don't want be hurt, you'd better wear the mail shirt - hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk
If you can't afford plate, there's alternative great - hauberk
Gambeson is no good when you're in action mood - hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk
It is mail, it is mail, coat of mail; hauberk
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Middle Ages re-enactment? No, no, no, this is a Lord of the Rings parody in disguise! :-)
Whoa! You managed to write a song about chainmail, and make it WORK!
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