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Song Parodies -> "The Amiright Community Cocaine Medley"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"The Amiright Community Cocaine Medley"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

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There's "Chow Mein" and "Clogged Drains"
And we cannot forget:
"Cobain"

For your lunchtime today
Have a "Cookie" and play:
"Croquet"

So ma-ny
Parodies
Of EC's
"Cocaine"


There's ver-sion Number One
'bout that dictator bum,
"Hussein"

And then there's Number Two
'bout that dictator, too:
"Hussein"

Number One
Number Two
He's such poo:
"Hussein"


If you're losing your hair
There's 5 writers who care:
"Rogaine"

If you're cookin' with gas
Or just tootin' your ass:
"Methane"

So ma-ny
Parodies
Of EC's
"Cocaine"


If you want to buy art
Fill up your shop-ping cart:
"Kinkade"

If you're out playing darts
With the other old farts:
"Old Age"

Die Hard II
Bad guys blew-
-up due to:
"McClane"


If your head feels like glue
And you're all stuffed-up too:
"Flonase"

If road rage gets you down
Cuss with something that sounds:
"Profane"

So ma-ny
Parodies
Of EC's
"Cocaine"


William Tong wrote two songs
He wrote one about John:
"McCain"

In Will's other sly razz
He claims that Dub-ya has:
"No Brain"

William Tong's
Liberal songs
Give Mal-colm:
"Migraines"


From Lon-don to Sydney,
From the Florida Keys,
To Maine

If you write parodies
Hop on board Chucky G's
Cool train

And then see
If you can
Parody:

"Cocaine" !
"Kinkade" Rick Duncan "Rogaine" Malcolm Higgins "Rogaine" outgrabe "Chow Mein" Slippery Skeeter "Clogged Drains" Mark Linville and David Werther "Cobain" Claude Prez "Cookie" Michael Pacholek "Croquet" Bill Schofield a.k.a. !B.S! "Flonase" Michael Florio "Hussein" Chris Bodily TM "Hussein" Kimba T. Dogg "McCain" William Tong "McClane" Michael Pacholek "Methane" Conrad MacRoberts "Methane" Jan Unwin "Migraines" Malcolm Higgins s "No Brain" William Tong "Old Age" Phil Alexander "Profane" Merry & Pippin "Rogaine (The drug of the 90s)" Lotus Bass "Rogaine" Jason Maier "Rogaine" justazeroman

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Kimba T. Dogg - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
That's the first time anyone has mentioned me in a parody - thank you.
2nz - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Parodies rein, About Cocaine, Johnny D you better watch your speed...
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Kimba T. Dogg: You're welcome! Thanks for writing your "Cocaine" parody, too.

2nz: Thanks...and you've created a MONSTER....that comment of yours inspired me to write a new parody which I submitted earlier this afternoon....it's a parody of The Grateful Dead's song "Casey Jones", which I titled "Frankenstein" !
Kimba T. Dogg - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
By the way, I saw Clapton last night at the Garden. The concert was awesome. Last two songs before the encore were Layla into Cocaine. It was so good that I'm going back tomorrow. Thanks again. KTG
Adagio - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This was good, Johnny! 5's
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Adagio.

You're welcome again, KTG, and lucky you - it would be very cool to see EC in concert!
neminem - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Very original - and I've mentioned how much I love metaparody. 5'd without any hesitation.
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks neminem.
Meriadoc - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Um...er...thanks Johnny for mentioning a parody that we had hoped to forget we'd written - hee hee... (It was J.J. Cale's version anyway).
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, no problem, furry-footed Longbottom-Leaf-smoking one! Thanks!
tuneyloon - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Every day you prove yourself more a genius. 555
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Shucks, tuneyloon, I'm as thpeechless as The Cowardly Lion when he discovered his courage. Thanks so much.
Kristof Robertson - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantabulous, Johnny! 555
Phil Alexander - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I've been trying to think of something witty to say, maybe about keeping ones powder dry or getting up ones nose... but no inspiration :-( Anyway, another fun one, JD
Johnny D - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof and Phil.
... - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Even though this one was longer than the original, I gotta give it 5 in each category cuz it was well written and ya really nailed it. Nice job.
Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ellipsis.
Tim Hall - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a great tribute to all of the authors who have parodied Clapton's classic rock staple.
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Tim.
Claude Prez - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job Johnny, and thanks for the mention.
Johnny D - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude, and thank you for your great "Cocaine" parody.
Stray Pooch - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG this is so funny! I accidentally used my old YesterdayLand screen ID "Tuneyloon" when I voted on this one - lol!! I really miss YL. It was someone on that sight that turned me on to Amiright. Johnny, it was me as called ya a genius on this one - lol! I don't know why I reverted to the old YL days. Perhaps I was on Cocaine . . . :D
Johnny D - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stray Pooch! ;-D

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