If you want it out you've got to squeeze and pout; methane.
If your pants are brown, brown like the ground; methane.
And she'll light, and she'll light, and she'll light; methane.

If your bowels are loose, don't let slip any juice with methane.
When your day is done and you wanna cut one, methane.
And she'll light, and she'll light, and she'll light; methane.

If your cheeze is gone and you wanna light one; methane.
What you had as a snack, you will now get back as methane.
And she'll light, and she'll light, and she'll light; methane.

And she'll light, and she'll light, and she'll light; methane.