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Song Parodies -> "Crapping Horribly Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Tonight"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Crapping Horribly Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Antonio D'Arcangelis

The Lyrics

I think it's great to make fun of Eric Clapton, and there's no better way
than to use scatological humor to do so.
Crapping Horribly Tonight

It's late in the evening; my rectum's in deep despair.
I pinch up my butt cheeks, it really just isn't fair.
And then it hits me, my anus isn't right,
and I make my first trip to the bathroom of the night.

We go a party and everyone turns to see
The brownish-red ass stain, that's walking around with me
And someone asks me, "Do you feel all right?"
And I say, "No, I crapped horribly tonight.

I crapped horribly because I ate the
The week-old shrimp fried rice.
And the worst part of it all
Is that I just don't realize the anal damage.

It's time to go home now and I've got an aching gut,
So I give up the car keys and squeeze tight my butt.

And then hear it, as I turn out the light,
I think god damn, my bedsheets are no longer white
Oh Lord Jesus, I shat horribly tonight.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Mari D - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This is really gross, but I'm for anything that makes fun of this stupid song!
Katie&Sarah - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Is this based on a true story??? Hehe....We're laughing our asses pun intended....
John Bogner - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know why this struck me so funny, but I honestly thought I might have a stroke from laughing so hard.

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