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Song Parodies -> "Cold Shower"

Original Song Title:

"Blues Power"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Shower"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Bet ya didn't think you'd have this effect on me
Girl, I saw you dancing now you got my privates ting-el-y
I watched it go on for just about an hour
So now I'm takin' a cold shower

You wear skimpy clothes and sweat's a-runnin' down your chest
You're gonna keep on dancin and shakin those double D breasts
I don't want my night to turn from sweet to sour
So now I'm takin' a cold shower

Bet ya didn't think you'd end up a star in my dreams
Girl, you're a porno star in my head, silly as it seems
So I might sleep for 24 hours
Wake up, and take me a cold shower

Settle me down, now

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