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Song Parodies -> "Chow Mein"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Chow Mein"

Parody Written by:

Slippery Skeeter

The Lyrics

When you wanna take-out,
there's really no doubt, Chow Mein.
They got that big silver wok,
they cook that shit 'round the clock, Chow Mein
They stir fry, they stir fry, they stir fry,
Chow Mein.

Don't order seventy-three,
it's got that M-S-G, Chow Mein.
Well you know what to do,
the pu pu platter for two, Chow Mein.
They stir fry, they stir fry, they stir fry,
Chow Mein.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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