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Song Parodies -> "New Jersey Girlfriend"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Tonight"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"New Jersey Girlfriend"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Late In The Evening, She's Wondering What Clohthes To Wear
She Lives In New Jersey, Like Green Bloodied Hound Dogs
Then That Asked Me, Do You Sing Like Jessy Leppert?
Oh Yeah That's Me, You New Jersey Girlfriend

We Went To The Dance, But I Live In Somerset
She Lives In Hunterdon, But Right Next To Somerset
Then She Asked Me, If I Was Single
I Said Yes, She's My New Jersey Girlfriend

Because New Jersey Is The Garden State
With Bruce Springsteen Living There
And The Special Olympics Is My Party
And You Don't Know How Much I Love You

I Never Forgot Her, But I Never Saw Her Again
I Go Home To Cry, When I Kissed My Own Cheek
And Then I Begin To Think Of This Song
As Important As A New Jersey Girlfriend
Oh I Love My New Jersey Girlfriend

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Every's Asking Me, Is This A Rip Off Of Sweet Home New Jersey.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
THE PUBLIC - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Why does all of Green bloodied hound dogs parodies suck big time? Please quit submitting crappy pieces of crap! THANKS, THE PUBLIC
Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Quite possibly the worst non-Fitu parody in this history of this site. Bad pacing, bad rhymes, makes no sense, and let's face it, since Christine Fraud Whitman left for D.C., there's nothing funny about Somerset County! Three (Route) 1s!
The Great Karlando - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
You kissed your own cheek huh? That'd be a neat trick. Too bad this parody isn't neat. At all.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I Meant, SHE kissed My Own Cheek, WHOOPS!

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