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Song Parodies -> "Romaine "

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine "

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Romaine "

Parody Written by:

G.R. Broski

The Lyrics

If it's salad you crave you have to toss some greens
Romaine
Some kind of a leaf on your burger and cheese
Romaine

Not Endive, or Iceberg, or Frisee
Romaine

If it's fiber you want so your roids don't bleed
Romaine
At a fresh produce stand you can find what you need
Romaine

Not Endive, or Iceberg, or Frisee
Romaine

(Guitar solo)

If you want to drop pounds here's a sure fire way
Romaine
If you're a vegan you could eat this all day
Romaine

Not endive, or iceberg, or Frisee
Romaine

Not Endive, or Iceberg, or Frisee
Romaine

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